Eat Your Words

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August 12, 2011

We know that Food52 is filled with creative, talented home cooks. But we've got our share of funny wordsmiths too. Check out some choice quotes pulled from recipe headnotes submitted in the past few weeks, and laugh along with us. Happy Friday!

 

 

 

 

 

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24 Comments

boulangere August 13, 2011
And from thirschfeld you missed: "chop the parsley just enough to discipline it but for this you want to spank it, you need its full attention, you want it to be fine enough that Marco Pierre White could snort it"?!?!?!? Now that's worth a t-shirt.
 
boulangere August 13, 2011
OMG I'm on my way to the t-shirt shop. Sizes, anyone?
 
cookinginvictoria August 14, 2011
This is one of my all-time favorite food52 lines! So glad that you located it, boulangere.
 
Waverly August 15, 2011
Oh my..... he always makes me laugh.
 
STC August 13, 2011
I needed this today...still missing my daughter, who passed away from breast cancer last year, and she always could make me laugh. Now for a glass of wine and an Oreo!
 
boulangere August 13, 2011
Just got some sad news from my sister today. Laughter lightens.
 
cookinginvictoria August 13, 2011
These are all priceless. Fingers crossed that this will be a regular food52 feature?
 
lapadia August 12, 2011
Yes, this is great! Thanks, and Happy Friday to all:)
 
Panfusine August 12, 2011
Lol nice to read waiting for the flite to shut the doors. Will miss all of u on food52 for a month
 
wssmom August 12, 2011
will miss you!
 
fiveandspice August 13, 2011
Have SUCH a fun trip panfusine!!!
 
Burnt O. August 12, 2011
...and thanks Food52, I think we could all use a good laugh at the end of this week in particular.
 
fiveandspice August 12, 2011
Ha! I do love coming to food52 for a good laugh.
 
lorigoldsby August 12, 2011
The only thing that can always enhance a good plate of food? Laughter...preferably with friends laughing WITH you.
 
healthierkitchen August 12, 2011
Love these! Part of the fun of food52!
 
Burnt O. August 12, 2011
wssmom - truer words were never written....
 
wssmom August 12, 2011
LOL
 
aargersi August 12, 2011
I am gonna go open some wine now! In your honor wssmom!!!
 
wssmom August 12, 2011
I will be there in spirit!
 
SKK August 12, 2011
These comments would also be great on t-shirts! Hey, a Food52 revenue stream!
 
boulangere August 12, 2011
I'll take a medium of each one, thanks.
 
Helen's A. August 12, 2011
Thanks, I needed this!
 
boulangere August 12, 2011
This is great!
 
Kitchen B. August 12, 2011
:-). Laughing too! I lost my mind, and eye liquids (with tears) and laughter when I got hold of Momofuku, the Cookbook! True words Meghan VK, true words