Would you like some cabbage? Oh, too bad, there's not enough -- it's literally the size of a penny.
Our senior editor Kristen showed us these teeny-tiny 1/12-size food sculptures from Israeli artist Shay Aaron. (It's okay, we cooed over them too.) There are hundreds of photographs of different food items -- bananas (peeled, of course), pizzas, macarons the size of a matchstick's tip -- and he sells them as jewlery on Etsy.
They're so impossibly tiny and delicious-looking! Oh, to be a doll and live on a diet of miniature fake food.