Kale can be a lot of things. A salad, a chip, a superfood, a juice, but it's also good for a laugh. Who knew? Slate's Scott Jacobson took down the multi-tasking vegetable with a quip-heavy Modest Proposal of his own: to eat nothing but kale ever, for the rest of his life. "After months of pestering from friends, family, waiters, Food Network hosts, and Gwyneths, I consulted my personal physician about whether it was time to switch to a strict, all-kale diet," he writes. (It was.) You'll have to read the rest to see how it turns out, but suffice to say that it might make you check yourself (or just chuckle) the next time you order a side of kale chips at your favorite farm-to-table restaurant.
And if anybody out there likes their kale a little more, ahem, reasonably portioned, we've got you covered.
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