April Fools' Day

You Think You're Artisanal?

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April  1, 2013

We see the writing on the wall -- you want your pickled eggs, your heritage millet, your rusty chicken coops, maybe a prairie linen or two. You like artisanal? We'll show you artisanal. How many of you can say you milk your own cows to butter your morning toast? A&M show you how, 19th-century-farmstead style.

A big thanks to our Videosmith Kyle Orosz, and the lovely people of Bobolink Dairy -- and Liberty the cow -- for enabling our milking. 

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63 Comments

creamtea April 3, 2013
Two thumbs up, way up!
 
micook April 2, 2013
Very clever!
 
boardandspoon April 2, 2013
Really funny, and loved that you shot at Bobolink Dairy, my favorite dairy farm!!
 
janscott April 2, 2013
So fun! Super impressive....
 
mcs3000 April 2, 2013
Best. April. Fools. Ever.
 
Bee @. April 1, 2013
Wow, this is really impressive! You definitely get the Palme d'Or for the best April's fool joke!
 
walkie74 April 1, 2013
*crying laughing, especially at Merrill and the cell phone*

This was awesome! thanks ladies! Keep up the good work!
 
calendargirl April 1, 2013
Hilarious! Thank you for the best April Fool's treat ever.
 
Passion April 1, 2013
You got me. I was very disappointed. That even looked like a bull not a cow...
 
Michele M. April 1, 2013
Oh wow, you guys are the best! Still smiling.
 
jbrother April 1, 2013
Great job, although it would have probably been easier to milk a milk cow rather than a beef cow! :-{} Funny!
 
BetsyLynnS April 1, 2013
You "got me"!! Nice April fool's!
 
Nomnomnom April 1, 2013
Great job! This really made me laugh!
 
Meighm01 April 1, 2013
I love this! Well done!
 
pattycakes April 1, 2013
Funny video, ladies. Reminded me of milking with my grandfather, who fed the cows, then hobbled their back legs while he milked both to prevent getting himself kicked and preventing the cow from kicking over the milk bucket. That cow had a prodigious pair of horns, and I'm glad she didn't hook you, City Girl!
 
Cindy C. April 1, 2013
TWO THUMBS UP!!! <3
 
Droplet April 1, 2013
Clara's photo reminded me of the Little Rascals...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfrM9Yh5VnM
 
Droplet April 1, 2013
LOL...Thank you for the laugh. The best :)
 
Since I write about food and history... I found your April 1 look a perfect fit! Very well done and a hoot to watch.
 
bugbitten April 1, 2013
Great gag! Nice work by everyone in the film, especially the stunt doubles!
 
Jeannette V. April 1, 2013
do your know the book "Pig" from dutch artist Christien Meindertsma?
it's great. A book on everything a pig is used for
http://www.christienmeindertsma.com/index.php?/books/pig-05049/
 
Renée (. April 1, 2013
LOL! Great job, ladies! I've got to tell you - some of those article titles are just plain *scary*! :D
 
ashley's B. April 1, 2013
Love! It!!
 
Kukla April 1, 2013
You both look adorable and comedy can certainly be another successful career for you!!!
 
emery April 1, 2013
I have squirrel recipes --mmm good
 
AntoniaJames April 1, 2013
Splendid! Brilliant minds are thinking alike. Google Maps also went retro this morning, reaching back a little further: https://maps.google.com/maps?ll=52.270003,-7.11004&spn=0.035663,0.090895&t=8&z=14= ;o)
 
thanks so much.. as someone who lived through the '60's and macrame and granola.. what's been going on lately with artisanal food etc. is just a little too precious for me.. and I DO support small farmers.. thanks again.. I love this blog..
 
Beck S. April 1, 2013
Great FUn!!
 
Susige April 1, 2013
That was great! Thanks for making me laugh this morning.
 
AlainB April 1, 2013
Uhh, was that a steer you were trying to milk?
Hilarious.
 
Amanda H. April 1, 2013
Oh, it had udders -- and they gave up about a teaspoon of milk!
 
thirteenJ April 1, 2013
I love thee!
 
Cena April 1, 2013
Nice work! Great headlines!!!
 
susan G. April 1, 2013
Finally, April Fool's Day is something to look forward to again. This year you didn't catch me by surprise (as in, What, What?) -- you just started the day off delightfully!
 
Rhonda35 April 1, 2013
Mom called me first thing this AM and said, "Did you see Food 1852?" which I heard as "Did you see Food A-Team 52?" and replied, "What?! They were on one of those cooking shows that pit teams against each other?" To which Mom said, "They were on tv and I missed it??" and it continued to go downhill from there! We finally began to communicate in the same language and Mom told me to check out the site. TOO FUNNY! I love, love, love the video, although I was a bit stressed Amanda was going to get kicked in the face by Liberty. The chicken scene is my favorite, I think. Great job, ladies, et.al.
 
Amanda H. April 1, 2013
Thanks -- unfortunately, I don't think farming is in our future!
 
scott.finkelstein.5 April 1, 2013
I like this homepage better. Where's my goddamn pemmican recipe?
 
mrslarkin April 1, 2013
holy smokes. i sure needed a laugh today! that was awesome.
 
Amrita K. April 1, 2013
This was amazing :) though I must admit, pork cake sounds insanely desirable.
 
BajaMattie April 1, 2013
Please, you've just thrown me back to the 60's and The Whole Earth Catalog.
 
Madhuja April 1, 2013
Haha! That was funny! Now I know why you guys wanted to buy/rent an antique butter churner! :)
 
Amanda H. April 1, 2013
It now lives in our office.
 
matelot April 1, 2013
What a Hoot. Darn near busted my britches laughing. One question - was Merrill looking for a chicken catching app on her smartphone? Try link lauraingallswilder.com! Happy April Fools Day!
 
Droplet April 1, 2013
LOL
 
Susan D. April 1, 2013
Isn't that the cutest? When I woke up this morning I was tired and didn't want to get out of bed to go to work and sit behind a computer! Ha! Your video sure made me think! Happy Spring!
 
Veronica S. April 1, 2013
Laughed 'til I cried. Happy April Fool's, ladies and thanks for this morning's hilarious lift-off!
 
CHeeb April 1, 2013
I didn't think you could improve on the Halloween spoof, but you have outdone yourselves again!!! You girls are too much candy for a nickel.
 
IlovePhilly April 1, 2013
Hilarious!!
 
Dawn D. April 1, 2013
what a cute video! Thanks for starting April out right.
 
eatboutique April 1, 2013
love love this Ladies, super fun!
 
fiveandspice April 1, 2013
You two can't churn butter worth a durn, but you sure made my mornin'! Happy April!
 
foxeslovelemons April 1, 2013
So funny. Nice work :)
 
Dina M. April 1, 2013
looking for a good opossum recipe. saw one in the creek behind ma house last night. pretty sure i can bag it and get it to the smoker.
 
Anna H. April 1, 2013
Outstanding!
 
pierino April 1, 2013
Did this really happen? "Sarah Palin Chokes on Chimichanga". I thought I saw that on the crawl on MSNBC this morning. Apparently Ms. Palin was lunching with Gov. Jan Brewer and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arapaio and they were sharing chimichangas, which happens to be Arizona's Official State Food. Suddenly Palin begins to choke on her fried burrito. Brewer swiftly administers the Heimlich while Arapaio performs mouth to mouth. The offending morsel flies out. Arapaio pulls out his open carry and gun and goes back to the kitchen and shoots the cook. Frontier justice I guess.
 
Kukla April 2, 2013
Your comment is not funny at all. On this site, we enjoy talking about food, not POLITICS.
 
PFossil April 1, 2013
Hilarious. Really made my April Fool's morning. Loved the Donner party ref. And Pemmican... my daughter had a class assignment in 3rd grade and had to try to replicate it. It seems to me that it involved peanut butter and bird seed, but I could be wrong. Thanks for the laugh!
 
LauriL April 1, 2013
Love it when I laugh with in minutes of rolling out of bed...paves the way for what I know will be a great day!! Thanks to Food52's ingenuity and playfulness to getting my day started on the right foot! The video was hysterical! And I love everything vintage!!
 
Cristina S. April 1, 2013
Very funny, as always from Food52 on April Fool's Day!
 
Shalini April 1, 2013
Hangdangit that is a beautiful video. My favourite is when it's April Fool's on Food 52!
 
cookinginvictoria April 1, 2013
Love the "new" home page -- laugh out loud funny and so creative! And what a hilarious video too. My favorite scene is of A&M trying to catch a chicken for dinner before deciding that they will have to settle for cabbage soup instead. Happy April Fool's Day, Food52! :)
 
sel E. April 1, 2013
ha! happy april fools food52!
 
Panfusine April 1, 2013
loved the video! Happy All fools day A & M!