I know there are many professionals on this site, so they've likely heard everything from here to Sunday. But I was laughing with friends about the bizarre comments we'd gotten from dinner/dining guests.
- Please save the pasta water because I need it to fill the toilets.
- Are you going to use that charcoal again?
- May I have a frying pan to cook this steak? (asked at the dinner table)
You deserve a cookie.