Contest

We Want Your Food Haiku!

August 13, 2012

The Olympics may be over (and the Summer Food Fights, too) but that somehow our competitive urges still haven't ebbed away. That's why we're announcing the Feed52 Haiku Contest.

With a deadline of this Thursday, August 16 at midnight, we want to see your best food-related haiku, posted in the comments below. (The winner will receive nothing less than eternal glory -- sadly, no Le Creuset.)

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For those of you who need a refresher -- here is a haiku written by yours truly, as inspired by the above photo:

Who hasn't spent time
brushing their cutting board of
cauliflower bits?

Here's another:

Chopping onions: root
on one end, hairy on the
other, tears inside.

It's simple: haiku do not rhyme, they don't concern themselves with traditional narrative, and they follow a three-line structure of 5, then 7, then 5 syllables. They can be quietly funny, or just suddenly beautiful, and they're short enough that you could certainly write one on your lunch break.

Happily, you have a wide variety of subject matter: food in any form is fair game. And there's no limit on poems you can submit! Give us your best shot.

Start counting those syllables -- may the best haiku win!

See what other Food52 readers are saying.

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I'm Nozlee Samadzadeh, a writer, editor, farmer, developer, and passionate home cook. Growing up Iranian in Oklahoma, working on a small-scale organic farm, and cooking on a budget all influence the way I cook -- herbed rice dishes, chicken fried steak, heirloom tomato salad, and simple poached eggs all make appearances on my bright blue kitchen table. I love to eat kimchi (homemade!) straight from the jar and I eat cake for breakfast.

59 Comments

LaineyStarr August 16, 2012
the juiciness flows
it slowly drips down my chin
i love pineapples
 
LaineyStarr August 16, 2012
I season to taste
Bring to him on a big plate
Sit back as he smiles
 
LaineyStarr August 16, 2012
Taking a big bite
Melting just like cotton candy
Oh wait, it is that
 
EmilyC August 16, 2012
Confronting my son,
A pile of thin, salty ham.
He grins: prosciutto!
 
DirectHeat August 16, 2012
Into the wine, you!

Tough, fatty, stubborn, cheap roast.

Braised, tender goodness.
 
DirectHeat August 16, 2012
Watermelon seeds
Spit from a sticky red smile
Mighty black missiles
 
DirectHeat August 16, 2012
Water, hops and malt --
Throw open the abbey window;
Hark, fermentation!
 
MissGinsu August 16, 2012
True love, the ripe peach,
Wraps the cool nights of summer
In a fuzzy coat
 
em-i-lis August 16, 2012
I am so tired, but
dinner calls, make me now and
savor, nourish, love.
 
fiveandspice August 16, 2012
The only way to
learn to cook is by messing
up a lot of meals.
 
Loves F. August 16, 2012
Mixer, whisk….or jar?
A labor of love that makes
stiff whipped cream mountains.
 
Loves F. August 16, 2012
Amanda’s Kids’ lunch:
Inspiring little meals.
Please pack me one, too.
 
Loves F. August 16, 2012
He slices, he rolls.
Tuna, uni…geoduck?
Shiro: sushi god.
 
Eliz. August 15, 2012
Light fills stone vaults at
Midnight as tendrils rise green
Behind garden walls.
 
Eliz. August 15, 2012
Charlotte, tears fell when
You died; grown up, I wrap melon
In prosciutto.
 
Katey501 August 15, 2012
A food of the gods
Figs, luscious, sensual, sweet
My now obsession
 
HobbsHouse August 15, 2012
Hard times and work slow
As she put on the table, bread
It was the silver lining
 
Eliz. August 14, 2012
Mosquito draws blood
For her eggs as I stand be-
Fore the stove, scrambling.
 
Eliz. August 14, 2012
Partially hydro-
Genated fat, high fructose
Corn syrup miss you.
 
vrunka August 14, 2012
Despised by many
Belov'd by a select few
Anchovy, you're mine.
 
gingerroot August 14, 2012
Ode to Basil II

A queen among herbs,
summer's bright star - caprese,
curry and pesto.
 
rachelbirds August 14, 2012
A cup of flour,
two eggs. Mix with hands, knead, then
roll. Homemade pasta.
 
gingerroot August 14, 2012
Ode to Basil

Your transformation
seed to flowering giant
is quick and brings bees
 
Anavonne August 14, 2012
The sweet corn trumpets
the collapse of the season.
Here comes the cider!
 
fiveandspice August 14, 2012
Garlic, salt, and oil
what else do you really need
to make food a meal
 
fiveandspice August 14, 2012
Ha, funny. I just wrote a haiku to my buttermilk peach smoothie the other day for no particular reason:
Peaches, golden orbs
Buttermilk kissed with maple
Blend until frothy.
 
mrslarkin August 13, 2012
Chocolate Chip Cookie of My Dreams:

big, thick and chewy
where have you been all my life?
Kim Boyce, I love you.
 
Eric M. August 13, 2012
When I am smoking
I am in my happy place
Charcoal fire and wood
 
Sadassa_Ulna August 13, 2012
Liquid "Squid" [TM]:

bottle of fish sauce
you make ev'rything groovy
a dollar-sixty
 
Sadassa_Ulna August 13, 2012
Nobody Will Know:

balls of cookie dough
to freeze for baking later
I eat them now, raw
 
Sadassa_Ulna August 13, 2012
Bottle & Chopstick:

for a pie, I'd pit
a thousand cherries by hand,
OK a hundred
 
LLStone August 13, 2012
Caprese salad
gorged July through August but
starved the rest of year.
 
LLStone August 13, 2012
Summer's star basil,
recast in pestos, oils, salts
to brighten short days.
 
amysarah August 13, 2012
Raspberry bushes,
sun warmed fruit, popped in my mouth.
This is luxury.

 
amysarah August 13, 2012
A vibrant red claw,
golden butter, paper plate,
sunlight bouncing off the waves.

 
fancydoorbell August 13, 2012
I don’t know what’s up
with weird veggies, like ramps (what?)
I should try pickling.
 
fancydoorbell August 13, 2012
My mother taught me
table manners, to chop, and
corn is for horses
 
TXExpatInBKK August 14, 2012
Ha! My husband said to give you a high five. He is a "corn is for horses" person, too.
 
fancydoorbell August 13, 2012
All I think about
When I hear lentivirus
Is beans, not the flu
 
fancydoorbell August 13, 2012
The torrid summer
gives way to squashes of fall.
Will you make me soup?
 
A.M. August 13, 2012
Mozzarella e Prosciutto
by A..M.

Buxom Miss Milky,
quit your elastic sisters.
Meet the salty prince.
 
hardlikearmour August 13, 2012
green tomatoes on
the vine kissed by summer sun
just waiting to blush
 
Rachel Z. August 13, 2012
eggplants cast aside
but why? they are kickass and
rock hard in purple
 
Miranda R. August 13, 2012
blueberry pie like
sticky summer perfection.
gone all too quickly
 
pizzamonster August 13, 2012
Carrots, carrots, carr-
ots, carrots, carrots, carr-... Yes,
my favorite snack.
 
Brette W. August 13, 2012
Crunch crunch crunch. Sometimes
I like them with ranch dressing.
Don't tell anyone.
 
Kenzi W. August 13, 2012
Or peanut butter?
Or maybe that means I don't
like carrots at all.
 
LLStone August 13, 2012
Roasted in Merrill’s
salad, they become sublime.
Crème fraiche truly rules.
 
pizzamonster August 13, 2012
Heirloom tomatos
taste better bruised and ugly
from the seconds bin.
 
pizzamonster August 13, 2012
Couscous, carrots, peas:
a bright purple meal! (When you
use purple carrots.)
 
pizzamonster August 13, 2012
This apricot cake:
Wow! How many ways can we
bake you? Make it new.
 
Avocado D. August 13, 2012
Avocado. Oh
Heritage Avocado.
Oh! Avocado
 
LaVegetalFetiche August 13, 2012
kale stokes my eternal flame
eaten everyday
can't believe i've not turned green
 
Rohwyn August 13, 2012
Eggs, flour, sugar
Mix, bake, golden goodness, eat!
But lick the bowl first.
 
mrslarkin August 13, 2012
Ode to the Caseus Cheese Truck:

New Haven, You Rock.
Ikea…your meatballs…yuck.
Cheese truck forever!
 
Brette W. August 13, 2012
I love that cheese truck!!
 
Nozlee S. August 13, 2012
Kenzi and I are fans as well! I always dreamed of doing the Cheese Truck Challenge...
 
mrslarkin August 13, 2012
my husband is dying to do the Cheese Truck Challenge. Road trip, anyone?
 
Panfusine August 13, 2012
Cutting summer fruit
leaving behind tiny seeds
Scrape away next day!