Help! Can someone quickly (very quickly) point me to a simple (very simple) chocolate cake? I have to pull a rabbit out of a hat!

Thank you Summer of Eggplant, I was, but bookmarked your suggestion. Thank you so much!

I think you may be 'done' with this but I just made this one for our son's b-day and it was such a hit I'll be making it for our daughter in a month for her birthday. http://www.marthastewart.com/recipe/best-chocolate-cake

You are all just the best! Thank you, rabbit safe!

I'm making this when the corned beef comes out of the oven. Super easy and super quick. You can sub part or all of the liquid with water. When I do that, I add a teaspoon of espresso powder to the dry ingredients. http://www.food52.com/recipes/3057_fudgy_chocolate_stout_cake

http://www.hersheys.com/recipes/184/HERSHEY'S%20%22PERFECTLY%20CHOCOLATE%22%20Chocolate%20Cake.aspx

Substitute hot coffee for the hot water.

Here's the link to kelsey's cake; it's seriously easy and delicious:
http://www.food52.com/recipes/2835_chocolate_bundt_cake

This is a wonderful and easy flourless chocolate cake;
http://www.food52.com/recipes/140_flourless_chocolate_cake

And here's an easy cake that i made for my birthday:
http://www.food52.com/recipes/8696_my_chocolateorange_birthday_cake

The recipe I used for these cupcakes is super easy and fits in a 9" cake pan

http://piccantedolce.blogspot.com/2009/01/hostess-cupcakes.html

Do the dump it cake....it works great! http://www.food52.com/recipes/5102_chocolate_dumpit_cake

Kelseythenaptimechef's bundt cake is great and requires no frosting. And I've tried both of the ones above and they are very good too.