Vacation toast points (this is not a joke) or how to eat on vacation without provisions (with thanks to Phyllis Grant):
Slather hamburger buns with a packet of mayonnaise (free from deli section of supermarket) and sprinkle with salt or garlic salt (if you bought a grinder like we did) and olive oil if you have it. Grill on vacation condo gas grill to your liking. Sprinkle with more salt. Slice into non-hamburger bun sized pieces. Watch children devour, even though they eschewed them in original state.