Hot mess huevos rancheros:
Heat your favorite (medium to spicy) salsa in a skillet, drag corn tortillas through warm salsa to soften them. Plop tortillas on a plate, pour extra salsa on top. Fry eggs in olive oil until white is set and yolk remains runny; top tortillas with eggs. Shower the whole thing with as much cilantro, hot sauce, lime juice, avocado, and queso fresco as you need to hide those raggedy-ass tortillas (or, you know, to taste).
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