What to do when your spouse comes home late from work and hasn't eaten: boil a couple of nests of linguini found in corner of pantry. Meanwhile, chop up an ugly heirloom tomato from the garden and cook in pan with some garlic & healthy dose of salt and pepper. When pasta is nearly done, drain and it add to tomato mix with basil from garden. Quickly fry an egg. Serve pasta in bowl with egg on top; garnish with random grated cheese sprinkles unearthed from cheese drawer and a swirl of good olive oil. Proceed to be jealous you already ate!!