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Let me tell you about my relationship with textures: Since the day I could eat, the texture of a food has, more often than not, come first as a priority for what I feel like eating in that exact moment. Texture first, flavor second.
I define my cravings as doughy or crispy, not salty or sweet. And I’d eat just about anything -- even durian -- if it morphed into the texture of a nice fluffy loaf of bread. My hierarchy of textures starts at the top with doughy: a crustless piece of challah, a thick potsticker wrapper (hold the filling), a pork bun. Then comes crispy: Cheez-Its, the coating of a well-fried mozzarella stick, a handful of potato chips. Way at the bottom of this list we have slimy, rubbery, and whatever mushrooms are.
It doesn’t make sense that I should like bubble tea, and for the longest time, I didn’t. I’d sit in Chinatown and watch my sister slurping up the chewy black balls as I’d sip on my tapioca-less drink with the fat straw that I used to disguise my dislike. Eventually I just felt like a fake, drinking my plain jane drink with a super special straw, so I sucked it up (no pun…) and tried some boba.
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I realized those things don’t have an ounce of flavor, but I like the novelty, and the texture has grown on me. They’re not slimy, and the textural variety is a nice change of pace from your typical smoothie or tea.
The closest Chinatown to my new home is in Canada, about two hours away, so that means that whenever I want bubble tea, I need to make it. I guess I say that about a lot of foods these days, but this one is extra special because without the access to fat boba straws, my boyfriend had to (got to) make a badass brass boba straw.
It was fun until we realized that drinking out of brass might not be safe. Luckily, you can buy fat straws (and other bubble tea goodies) on the internet.
1/2 cup dried black boba pearls
1 cup honey or 1/2 cup white sugar + 1/2 cup brown sugar
3 black tea bags
2 cups milk or almond milk or a few tablespoons of sweetened condensed milk (to taste)
Any additional flavorings such as syrups, frozen fruits (to be blended like a smoothie), flavored powders, or extracts
Bring a large pot of water to a rolling boil over high heat. Add the boba pearls and continue to boil, stirring occasionally, for 15 minutes. Turn off the heat, cover, and let sit for 12 to 15 more minutes.
While the boba pearls are boiling, make a simple syrup: Combine 1 cup of water with honey or sugar in a saucepan and bring to a boil, stirring, over medium heat. Remove the mixture from the heat when it reaches a boil and set it aside until the pearls are ready.
Steep the 3 tea bags in 2 cups of boiling water for 4 minutes and let cool.
When the pearls are ready, drain them and then gently stir them into the syrup. Let sit for 15 minutes.
Distribute the pearls into two glasses. Then combine the tea, the milk, and any desired flavorings in a cocktail shaker with a few cubes of ice. (This might be easiest to do one serving at a time: 1 cup of tea and 1 cup of milk). Shake the tea vigorously, then pour it into the glass.
While some say the name "bubble tea" is derived from the boba pearls, others say that the foam (or bubbles) on top of the tea that forms when shaking it is the real reason for why it's called bubble tea.
If you want to use frozen fruit to make a smoothie, blend the 2 cups of tea, 2 cups of milk (or a few tablespoons of condensed milk), and about 3 cups of fruit in a blender until smooth. Pour over the pearls. Add additional simple syrup to taste.
Photos by Molly Yeh