Every other Thursday, we bring you Nicholas Day -- on cooking for children, and with children, and despite children. Also, occasionally, on top of.
I cook with Isaiah, who just turned four, a lot, and I like cooking with him, although he’s a little heavy on the salt. I’m not exactly sentimental about it, though. I’m also not strategic.
Every kid-eat-food-good book teaches the same strategic lesson: that children will like food they help cook. It’s pretty much treated as gospel. And it makes sense, sort of. (They always like the art they make, after all, even when—well, I’m not going to say there’s no good reason to like it.) But I’ve never been convinced. After all, when I don’t like something I’ve made, the fact that I made it doesn’t make a difference. Yes, I still eat it. But only because I don’t have anyone to whine to about it.
You know the kreplach joke? It has more wisdom on this subject than most cookbooks.
But lately Isaiah has started referring to all greens, raw or cooked, as salad. And not in the tone that Alice Waters uses when she talks about salad. More like the tone Alice Waters uses when she talks about freegans dumpster diving. (I’m speculating here. But still.) This new attitude required drastic remedial action, and if cooking greens together made him more likely to eat said greens, we’d do that.
Specifically, we’d cook greens in gratins, and not just because of alliteration. But because gratins are almost impossible to dislike. (Although they are possible to screw up: if you haven’t read Tom’s gratin tips, you should.)
Gratin #1: Chard-Sweet Potato
I know that posting a link to a Smitten Kitchen recipe is like posting a photograph of a cat doing something ridiculous: the rest of the internet has that covered already. But Deb Perelman’s chard-sweet potato gratin is a one-dish wonder: orange and green stripes, bleeding with béchamel. There’s enough carbohydrates that you don’t feel the need to look elsewhere for dinner; there’s enough chlorophyll that you don’t feel like you’re eating lactose-tolerant potatoes for dinner. Plus: sweet potatoes.
So I explained the gratin concept to Isaiah and we got to work. “It’s like pizza,” he said, scattering the cheese over a layer of sweet potatoes. “No!” he said, a minute later, as we covered up the cheese with greens. “It’s like cake.”
“Cake! Vanilla, strawberry, layers.”
This was going way too well. And it was. At the end of dinner he’d eaten everything on his plate, except for a forlorn pile of chard. We gently inquired about the pile: its provenance, its reason for being, its fate.
“Eh,” he said. “I don’t like salad.”
Gratin #2: Spinach-Mushroom
Nigel Slater’s Tender is a very British book: you can easily forget that the unifying theme is vegetables and not, say, cream. But vegetables are too often confused with moral purity. In the summer, I like virtue in my vegetables. In the winter, I prefer them debauched and halfway-to-the-gutter.
And Slater’s spinach-mushroom gratin, even toned down, is a splendidly dissolute dinner. (Serve it with some sort of remedial fiber: brown basmati or barley.) I didn’t care if Isaiah learned to like creamed spinach. I just wanted to break his association with greens and—say it contemptuously—salad. We could work on variety later.
This gratin wasn’t layered, I told Isaiah. Instead, I needed him to chop the mushrooms (with a butter knife).
“Um,” he said, without turning around from his snack, “no thanks.”
“But you like chopping mushrooms!”
“Yeah. No thanks!”
“But Bean,” I said, “I have a column to write.”
“Dada,” he said, plaintively, “I need a day off.”
What I’m saying is: I still have no evidence that cooking with your child makes him or her more likely to eat what was cooked. But I do have evidence if your child plays Princess Firefighter—honest—while you cook, he or she is more likely to eat what you’ve cooked. Because when Isaiah sat down to dinner, sans fire hat and sequined pants, he did not refer to his dinner as salad. He just ate it. Without comment.
It was one giant leap for Princess Firefighters everywhere.
You’ve cooked with your children, right? Right. I want to hear about it below.
Spinach, Mushrooms, and Cream for Dinner
Adapted from Nigel Slater's Tender (Ten Speed Press, 2011)
Makes 1 gratin
1 pound spinach
1 pound crimini mushrooms
1/4 cup white wine
3/4 cups heavy cream
1/2 cup whole milk
1/3 tablespoon parmesan cheese, grated
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