Trumpafella Skank (The Donald on the half shell)

By • May 15, 2011 • 8 Comments

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Author Notes: You are cheap, poor and lazy. And you can afford one oyster just to live like the Donald for about 5 seconds. One taste is all you get. Now back to your double wide.pierino

Serves none

  • 1 Fresh kumamoto oyster (or substitute one belon flown in from Brittany)
  • 1/4 cup champagne vinegar
  • 1 shallot chopped
  • 1 teaspoon prepared horseradish
  • Ground white pepper
  1. Shuck the oyster.
  2. Whisk together remaining ingredients and serve with your cold oyster.
  3. Swallow oyster.
  4. Get your hair ironed and and your eyebrows threaded.
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Lorigoldsby

over 3 years ago lorigoldsby

I have used both LOL and ROTFL and both are apropos here. "Poor Donald", if only others had the same sense of humor about his attempted bid for the presidency, maybe he could have still been the pace car driver at next Sunday's race! I will slurp one in your honor pierino!

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over 3 years ago thirschfeld

Sounds like a great title to a good ska song, wrong em boyo. Hilarious.

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over 3 years ago fiveandspice

Emily is a trusted source on Scandinavian Cuisine.

I never, ever use the phrase/abbreviation/whatever-it-is LOL, but I'm going to make an exception. LOL!

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over 3 years ago jane mcmillan

I LOVE the name of the dish, what a great sense of humor you have! The recipe looks wonderful, and all the comments....gee can't disagree with any of them.
Pierino ya got a good point there. The man has funny hair, but he does know one thing, how to make $$$$.

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over 3 years ago aargersi

Abbie is a trusted source on General Cooking.

Ack! The hair is terrible! Good oyster though :-)

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over 3 years ago Panfusine

ROTFL! dirt cheap don on a half shell? this one is one for the records. You really outdid yourself pierino!

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over 3 years ago Sagegreen

You have reached a new height of hilarity with this recipe; you could of course kill anybody's appetite with that lead photo and image...maybe a whole other way to save money. I would love this....after I purged my memory of the trump half of the shell.

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over 3 years ago pierino

pierino is a trusted source on General Cooking and Tough Love.

Well the theme is nickle and dime, right? Who does that better than four time bankrupt, richest man in the world, Trump? Okay, let's forget that he was born in Kamchatka---explains the hair.