There was a very not-funny joke that circulated when I was in college that you could sign up for a course called "Underwater Basket-Weaving" and I, being within the core demographic of the joke's target audience (gullible, impressionable, new-experience-inclined young persons) really wanted to take it.
Fast-forward to the present and, despite the whole design world being obsessed with looms and weaves and knitting, I am still no more capable with a hoop than with a snorkel mask. No matter—there is still a way to basketweave.
Or rather, to make a basket. I've encountered coiled rope basket tutorials on various crafting blogs and through video tutorials, but I always brushed them off as part of the inaccessible if only how-tos that I refer to as "sewing machine crafts." You can't possibly make a coil basket that bears weight without a sewing machine! And I don't have one.
But then I came across a "no-sew" tutorial at the blog Alice and Lois that suggested using hot glue in place of zig-zag stitches. The result would not be a basket you'd pick up by the handles when it was full of blankets or oranges—but instead a basket that likes to hang out in one place.
I liked the idea of coiling a laundry basket using this method, but abandoned the task once I realized that it would have taken me hours (my glue gun is dinky and coil-gluing is not exactly a speed sport). The result of my short attention span? The most adorable, slightly nautical, vaguely pinch pot-inspired bread basket in all the land.
Starting at one end of the rope (that's as cleanly-cut as possible), add a little hot glue and coil a small swirl. Keep adding hot glue along the rope and pressing it around the edge of the coil until you have a flat rope circle the size of the base of the basket. Turn the corner by glueing along the side of the last coil and placing the next length of rope along it—just like you're making a pinch pot!
Create a loop at the end by cutting the rope four to six inches from your last glued part, then tucking the end back under with a bit more glue.
Your basket won't bear weight like a sewed one would, and you shouldn't put messy food in it since it would likely stain, but it will hold bread (or keys, letters, hand towels, remote controls, and the like) very happily. If you are using it to serve your morning toast, I recommend draping a napkin inside first, like you're at an Italian restaurant.
Have you ever made a basket, woven or glued or sewn or otherwise? Let us know your crafty ways in the comments.