April Fools' Day
Everything You Need to Cook Water
The pro-recommended tricks and tools to nailing cooked water every time.
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jane
April 2, 2023
That’s a great april fools joke. I was really trying to learn how to cook water and wondering what I would use it for. Lol. Good one F52!
Andrea Y.
April 1, 2023
This recipe is fantastic - my family asks for it every week. I've made a few modifications: I substituted a box of pasta for the water. Then I added in just a hint of store-bought pasta sauce, about 3 or 4 cups. I thought a sprinkling of parmesan from a green can would add that extra somethin-somethin to the water. And I served it with water that had been sprinkled on some grapevines, grown into grapes, then picked and fermented for a few years. I found this dark purple water to be a great addition to this dish of water. Also, is this gluten-free? I'm allergic to lactic acid.
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April 1, 2023
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judy
April 1, 2023
Another article to sell expensive kitchen equipment. I use a measuring cup. Or an eyeball!
aargersi
April 1, 2023
I grow my water organically in my small water and air patch, the flavor can’t be beat. Once it exits the hose it doesn’t see another faucet, just the great outdoors.
tholianweb
April 1, 2023
I like to add a little low fat margarine to my cooked water. Everyone always asks for my recipe!
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