Pre-washed lettuces? minced garlic? I'll play:
pre-shredded packaged carrots, baby carrots, frozen pie crust (blushes) from TJ's or WF, frozen peas, frozen blueberries pizza dough (same sources), garlic powder (occasionally), and tubes of biscuit/cinnamon roll dough from Trader Joe's, pre-washed butter or baby romaine lettuce from the same. So my cat's out of the bag...
You deserve a cookie.