As home cooks, we rely on our instincts, our knowledge, and our curiosities—but we also have to rely on our tools. Some we couldn't cook without (knives, pots, pans). Others we don't necessarily need, but sure are glad we have around. Here, we talk about those trusty, albeit inessential, tools.
Today: A traditional Scottish spurtle—what it is, what it's supposed to do, and what it isn't supposed to be used for but could be used for.
Let's start with a disclaimer: I'm one of the least Scottish people you'll ever meet. Some of the following will blatantly flout convention, but I am aware of this.
It's been a year since I studied abroad in Edinburgh, but I still miss its windy streets and beautiful buildings. I went to Scotland with romantic ideas of fairies, Harry Potter, and foot-stomping reels, and came away with rudimentary knowledge of Scottish Gaelic and a deeper understanding of the country's fractured history and present turmoil simmering beneath pristine travel-agency posters. I also came back with a spurtle.
Traditionally, spurtles are used to stir oatmeal, the slim tip perfect for keeping the oats from clumping together. Now, the Scots take porridge very seriously. There's an entire porridge-making competition held annually in the Highlands, now in its 22nd year, for which the prize is a golden spurtle. You can find spurtles on Etsy, and they're a good souvenir if you're heading off to Scotland and need to bring something back for the avid oatmeal eater in your life.
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I ate the oatmeal I still dream about and aspire to make at a beautiful second floor bistro on Nicolson Street, down the street from my flat. I'll be honest here: I went because one of its previous incarnations happened to be a café where J.K. Rowling used to write. The porridge was silky and simple, with whole milk in a shallow puddle on heavy oats and a dollop of homemade jam on top. I think about it a lot while I'm standing over a pot, stirring with my spurtle.
I love oatmeal, especially when it's made with steel-cut oats, but I'm unaccustomed to eating it regularly—even though I know it's good for me and easy to make. But I don't want my beloved spurtle to just sit there, an easy target for questions like: "What is that thing, and why?" Also, I have a college kid's kitchen that often calls for semi-desperate measures.
With a flat-bottomed bowl, or even a pot, the flat end of the spurtle handle is put to good use as a pestle. The wood is sturdy, and crushes seeds, herbs, and pods admirably. I also use it when all of my wooden spoons are lying morosely in the sink, and I need something to stir soup, stat. Lastly, and this is when I'm really desperate and can't find a suitably shaped bottle, I use it as a rolling pin. It's a little difficult, since the ends are tapered, but it gets my cookie dough flattened faster than if I were to use my hands to try to mash it all into one even width.
Photos by Mark Weinberg
Do you have kitchen tools that you use in ways that are completely different than intended? Share with us in the comments!