If you’re looking for the first two, stop: They’re on a beach in paradise, with a chartered boat waiting in the bay and piña coladas in hand. Enjoy the surf, guys! Don't forget the SPF! Grass skirts are 100% in.
I have a thing for most foods topped with a fried egg, a strange disdain for overly soupy tomato sauce, and I can never make it home without ripping off the end of a newly-bought baguette. I like spoons very much.