What are you bringing to your debate party?

The obvious snacks are taken--bread and cheese, finger vegetables and dip, hummus and pita, maybe pizza. What should we bring that's easy to serve (no utensils) and will get eaten up? Irony works, of course.



Greenstuff September 27, 2016
Thanks, all! It really doesn't matter what I made, but these answers got me through the day.

For those who really do care about the food, I brought shrimp and cocktail sauce, not because it's something from what made America great before, but just because the rest of the menu was pretty devoid of protein.
creamtea September 26, 2016
soufflé (=hot air)
crock of...um...beans
scruz September 26, 2016
pickled tongue.
PHIL September 26, 2016
How come nobody suggested nuts!
Jr0717 September 26, 2016
I couldn't figure out how to suggest it in a most ironic, though politically correct, manner, to be honest...
PHIL September 26, 2016
The same snack I had for the other debates , Vodka. besides that Dumplings/ wontons make a great snack. Chicken wings, mini meatballs (turkey may be appropriate in this case)
Jr0717 September 26, 2016
Skewers of prosciutto-wrapped melon balls (cantaloupe, of course, for a certain someone's hair color), and to borrow with respect from Sam Sifton and The New York Time's Recipe Newsletter for today, whiskey, for "taking a shot...every time Mrs. Clinton says "breaking down barriers" and each time Mr. Trump mentions "the wall.""
Susan W. September 26, 2016
I laughed out loud when I saw his comment in my email box this morning.
BerryBaby September 26, 2016
I'd rather stick with the food topic. We had a fabulous pizza.

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Nancy September 26, 2016
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression & acceptance.
Oh, you mean food?
creamtea September 26, 2016
cheese puffs.
creamtea September 26, 2016
pierino September 26, 2016
A Trump pinjata and my lucho libre mask
PHIL September 26, 2016
i may have a new career in horror movies
PHIL September 26, 2016
sorry you*
Susan W. September 26, 2016
My favorite fun app is a treat found in Texas BBQ restaurants. Pickled jalapenos halved, seeds removed, stuffed with a mixture of shredded cheese of choice, finely diced sweet onion (purple onion is pretty), just enough mayo to hold it together and a little garlic powder.
caninechef September 26, 2016
BerryBaby September 26, 2016
Layered Taco dip with tortilla chips is always a hit. Many versions but the one that I find most people like is using a can of refried black beans mixed with taco seasoning as the bottom layer, top with salsa, sour cream, shredded iceberg lettuce and shredded cheddar cheese. So easy and quite good!
creamtea September 26, 2016
1) earplugs
2) Pepto.
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