What are you bringing to your debate party?

Thanks, all! It really doesn't matter what I made, but these answers got me through the day.

For those who really do care about the food, I brought shrimp and cocktail sauce, not because it's something from what made America great before, but just because the rest of the menu was pretty devoid of protein.

soufflé (=hot air)
crock of...um...beans

pickled tongue.

How come nobody suggested nuts!

The same snack I had for the other debates , Vodka. besides that Dumplings/ wontons make a great snack. Chicken wings, mini meatballs (turkey may be appropriate in this case)

Skewers of prosciutto-wrapped melon balls (cantaloupe, of course, for a certain someone's hair color), and to borrow with respect from Sam Sifton and The New York Time's Recipe Newsletter for today, whiskey, for "taking a shot...every time Mrs. Clinton says "breaking down barriers" and each time Mr. Trump mentions "the wall.""

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression & acceptance.
Oh, you mean food?

cheese puffs.

A Trump pinjata and my lucho libre mask

My favorite fun app is a treat found in Texas BBQ restaurants. Pickled jalapenos halved, seeds removed, stuffed with a mixture of shredded cheese of choice, finely diced sweet onion (purple onion is pretty), just enough mayo to hold it together and a little garlic powder.

Ham?

Layered Taco dip with tortilla chips is always a hit. Many versions but the one that I find most people like is using a can of refried black beans mixed with taco seasoning as the bottom layer, top with salsa, sour cream, shredded iceberg lettuce and shredded cheddar cheese. So easy and quite good!

1) earplugs
2) Pepto.