Trumpafella Skank (The Donald on the half shell)

By pierino
May 15, 2011
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Author Notes: You are cheap, poor and lazy. And you can afford one oyster just to live like the Donald for about 5 seconds. One taste is all you get. Now back to your double wide. I wrote up this recipe four years ago but it seems more relevant than ever.pierino

Serves: none

  • 1 Fresh kumamoto oyster (or substitute one belon flown in from Brittany)
  • 1/4 cup champagne vinegar
  • 1 shallot chopped
  • 1 teaspoon prepared horseradish
  • Ground white pepper
  1. Shuck the oyster.
  2. Whisk together remaining ingredients and serve with your cold oyster.
  3. Swallow oyster.
  4. Get your hair ironed and and your eyebrows threaded.

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