You are cheap, poor and lazy. And you can afford one oyster just to live like the Donald for about 5 seconds. One taste is all you get. Now back to your double wide. I wrote up this recipe four years ago but it seems more relevant than ever. —pierino
Fresh kumamoto oyster (or substitute one belon flown in from Brittany)
Ground white pepper
In This Recipe
Shuck the oyster.
Whisk together remaining ingredients and serve with your cold oyster.
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