5 Ingredients or Fewer

Trumpafella Skank (The Donald on the half shell)

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May 15, 2011
1 Rating
Author Notes

You are cheap, poor and lazy. And you can afford one oyster just to live like the Donald for about 5 seconds. One taste is all you get. Now back to your double wide. I wrote up this recipe four years ago but it seems more relevant than ever. —pierino

  • Serves None
Ingredients
  • 1 Fresh kumamoto oyster (or substitute one belon flown in from Brittany)
  • 1/4 cup champagne vinegar
  • 1 shallot chopped
  • 1 teaspoon prepared horseradish
  • Ground white pepper
In This Recipe
Directions
  1. Shuck the oyster.
  2. Whisk together remaining ingredients and serve with your cold oyster.
  3. Swallow oyster.
  4. Get your hair ironed and and your eyebrows threaded.

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Standup commis flâneur, and food historian. Pierino's background is in Italian and Spanish cooking but of late he's focused on frozen desserts. He is now finishing his cookbook, MALAVIDA! Can it get worse? Yes, it can. Visit the Malavida Brass Knuckle cooking page at Facebook and your posts are welcome there.

8 Reviews

lorigoldsby May 22, 2011
I have used both LOL and ROTFL and both are apropos here. "Poor Donald", if only others had the same sense of humor about his attempted bid for the presidency, maybe he could have still been the pace car driver at next Sunday's race! I will slurp one in your honor pierino!
 
thirschfeld May 18, 2011
Sounds like a great title to a good ska song, wrong em boyo. Hilarious.
 
fiveandspice May 16, 2011
I never, ever use the phrase/abbreviation/whatever-it-is LOL, but I'm going to make an exception. LOL!
 
jane M. May 16, 2011
I LOVE the name of the dish, what a great sense of humor you have! The recipe looks wonderful, and all the comments....gee can't disagree with any of them.
Pierino ya got a good point there. The man has funny hair, but he does know one thing, how to make $$$$.
 
aargersi May 15, 2011
Ack! The hair is terrible! Good oyster though :-)
 
Panfusine May 15, 2011
ROTFL! dirt cheap don on a half shell? this one is one for the records. You really outdid yourself pierino!
 
Sagegreen May 15, 2011
You have reached a new height of hilarity with this recipe; you could of course kill anybody's appetite with that lead photo and image...maybe a whole other way to save money. I would love this....after I purged my memory of the trump half of the shell.
 
Author Comment
pierino May 15, 2011
Well the theme is nickle and dime, right? Who does that better than four time bankrupt, richest man in the world, Trump? Okay, let's forget that he was born in Kamchatka---explains the hair.