One-Pot Wonders

Lard sandwiches

June 11, 2021
3 Ratings
Photo by yeetyeetbobq977
  • Prep time 9 hours 28 minutes
  • Cook time 12 hours 30 minutes
  • Serves 5000
Author Notes

lard on bread —bob smith

What You'll Need
  • 1000 pounds lard
  • 100000 pinches salt
  • 40000 shots fairy bread
  • 50000000000000000000000 gallons more salt
  • 1000000000 pieces human skin
  1. mix everything
  2. put in forge for 12h

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4 Reviews

Bob S. February 28, 2022
في احد يبي شي بس انا قلت له ما في احد في الجروب انا قلت له انا قلت لي ما في احد في الجروب уж больно я тебе говорю я тебе сейчас позвоню тебе so gud much yummy I mak it evry halloween
Lord G. February 22, 2022
We were advancing toward the base of mount Algathorn; the light was dim. My men were hungry from battle. Behold! A crate of fairy bread. Look! A vat full of lard - discarded by a band of men who fled upon our arrival. Nearby, we found a mound of salt, fit to feed an army. And then, one of my generals reported to me he had found several hundred swine, freshly slaughtered, probably by a group of rebels. Their skin served nicely.

We mixed everything, for approximately 9 hours and 28 minutes. We then allowed it to cure for 12 hours and 30 minutes. By this time, my men were irate with hunger.

I then unsheathed my sword and began to slice, making approximately 5,000 sandwiches.

My men were satisfied. We went on to conquer Algathorn, and I am now their king. Thanks to these lard sandwiches.

Bob S. February 28, 2022
قلت له ما في احد في الجروب انا قلت له انا
Dankbacon L. January 31, 2022
Mum so gud and tastey memememmemm 😙😙😙😙😙🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩