Nick Offerman Invents Pizza Trees—and We Have a Few Requests

What if our CSAs weren't filled with fava beans and spring turnips? What if they were filled with taquitos and pizza—fresh from the vine:

 

Here are some other things we wished grew on trees:

• banana ice cream cake
• fried chicken
• cherries... wait
• applesauce (because what would that even look like?)
• Thanksgiving dinner
• copper pots
• money (has someone already suggested that?) 

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