Entertaining

Is It Ever Okay to Sneak Food into a Movie Theater?

January 31, 2017

On Saturday, the New York Post reported on a particularly alarming clampdown on patrons trying to smuggle outside food into the theater. Early last week, ticket-takers working the Cinépolis in the Manhattan neighborhood of Chelsea began rummaging through customers’ bags, flashlights in tow, looking for any traces of food that wasn't sold at the theater's concession stands.

The details are grisly: “A guard busted one woman and banished her to a drab corner seating area to forbidden food before a matinee,” one anecdote reads. The theater’s professed justification for this forced searching was founded in their fear that these bags may have been concealing weapons. Still, affected patrons quoted in the story were furious at what they perceived as an unnecessarily dramatic form of public shaming, all for some harmless civil disobedience.

Is it ever okay to sneak food into a movie theater? A pressing, urgent question. Always timely. Exactly how to smuggle food into movie theaters is the stuff of Wikihow entries. There's a set of rules one should obey when partaking in this. Be sly with your clothing, most well-versed in movie theater food smuggling instruct, so that it obscures the presence of an alien foodstuff. Be stealthy around ushers. Contort your body accordingly.

There’s also a certain, unspoken etiquette to how you should conduct yourself with once you successfully smuggle the food in question into a theater: Don’t chew too loudly. Don’t bring a five-course meal. Throw your trash out. Basic behavior.

To me, the origins of this small, radical gesture of rebellion are a way of sticking it to the man. The price of food in movie theaters tends to be unconscionably, irrationally expensive. Let’s take a look at the prices of Cinépolis foods. A large popcorn is $8.25. A large soda is $5.25. Candy is $4.25. There’s a reason for these exorbitant prices that has its roots in the Great Depression, when theaters, in desperate need of economic bounty, made concession stands a vital source of revenue for their businesses.

Is this historical precedent enough to justify these wildly high prices? And should these prices obstruct anyone who wants to experience the particular pleasures of eating food while eating foods they love? I come down firmly on the "no" side. Making concession stands more affordable is a problem that there doesn’t seem to be a ton of interest in solving. While we wait for that to happen, my suggestion is to smuggle away. Boys, put some macaroons in your murse; ladies, stick some Funyuns in your Fjallraven. If the rules don’t change, break them until they do.

Where do you come down on this debate—is it ever okay to sneak food into a movie theater? Let us know in the comments.

102 Comments

Mike B. February 23, 2018
A theater owner once explained to me upon my request for answer to this very question. When a new movie opens, the theater is contractually obligated to pay the Studio who produced it close to 100% of ticket sales. The 5 decreases to 85-90% for the second week and generally becomes very low thereafter. And, studios insist on many A/V upgrades and standards be maintained to ensure sound and picture quality. <br />Not to excuse the gouging, but there is a reason, as it were.
 
gabby N. May 21, 2018
EHHHH SAME GIRLFRIENDDDD IM 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Kady B. February 21, 2018
When I haven't had dinner and the theater sells nothing that I could make a decent meal of, I think it's totally legit to smuggle in food. And water? I should be able to bring in a water bottle.<br />
 
Alana K. February 21, 2018
I pay for grandkids' snacks but have been known to bring in my own bottle of water
 
lola P. February 14, 2018
wasssup guys
 
crc532 February 5, 2018
I have high cholesterol and the stuff they put on movie theater popcorn is so bad for you. My husband will not let me buy movie theater popcorn, so I bring my own. I buy other stuff, but not the popcorn and I LOVE popcorn. So, I frequent theaters, but not the concession that much. If they want me to buy their popcorn, they should stop making a healthy snack, unhealthy.
 
RanchoGordo February 4, 2018
Snuggling burritos into the theater is a San Fransisco tradition.
 
Krystyna G. February 4, 2018
Absolutely Yes. The prices are high enough, many of the theatres are far from hygenic.<br />A 'fare' price would not be challenged.<br />BTW it is only this past year that I have 'broken the rules' when a trip to our local theatre for 2 adults with some ice cream and two drinks cost us almost $50 inc admission!
 
Virginia P. February 4, 2018
A lot of the food the movie theaters sell is unhealthy. We have gone to a small indie theater in our area and bought food-but the choices include good cookies from a local bakery, good teas and coffee-as well as the usual candy and popcorn.
 
Matt H. February 4, 2018
You can afford a Fjalraven but can't afford funyuns…?
 
mewtude December 15, 2017
i allways sneak food <br />
 
mewtude December 15, 2017
omg<br />
 
mewtude December 15, 2017
gg
 
mewtude December 15, 2017
gg
 
Giovana S. December 1, 2017
I refuse to buy stuff at concessions... I just can't afford it. <br />I make my shopping at the Dollar Store beforehand.<br />How dare theaters try to stop people from carrying/eating something they bought and paid for? Ridiculous.
 
Mary E. September 2, 2017
I've found one theater chain to have more reasonable priced concessions that the other. If I go to the theater where the concessions are more expensive I usually don't indulge. At the other theater I will get popcorn and soda. I don't consider theaters a place for dinner. I wouldn't order food at a movie.<br />
 
Mary E. September 2, 2017
I've found one theater chain to have more reasonable priced concessions that the other. If I go to the theater where the concessions are more expensive I usually don't indulge. At the other theater I will get popcorn and soda. I don't consider theaters a place for dinner. I wouldn't order food at a movie.<br />
 
ur M. April 27, 2017
Hello, Im Ur Mum
 
David T. March 30, 2017
Hello, I'm David Tinsman, and I'm about to use information that's on this subject for an essay that I'm writing for school..... If I use the appropriate citation skills, is it okay with you (Mayukh Sen) for me to use information in this subject?
 
Desiree D. March 21, 2017
Seriously they could put some sugar free candy and like everything else jack the price and make a healty profit
 
googlystuff24 March 21, 2017
If nobody buys food from the concession stands at the theater, there probably will be no theater at all because most of their profit comes from the concession stands. Also, if you do not like how unhealthy and pricy the food is, EAT AT HOME BEFORE YOU COME TO THE MOVIES. Coming to the theater is about watching the film, not enjoying dinner. Also, it is harder to control the food that others bring in if they are allowed to, making it harder for people with allergies. However, people can always contact the theater to see what kind of food they have and take precautions.
 
Crask March 7, 2017
The theaters make all their money from concessions. Nearly every dollar from the ticket sales goes back to the film industry. I don't condone or condemn bringing in food, but it is just something to think about.
 
Paul N. March 2, 2017
They've been ripping us off ever since I was a small child so I have little sympathy for the corporations owning multiplexes. I've even gone so fas as to bring a thermos of white Burgundy or really good Zinfandel for my date and myself - why not? - although I wouldn't bring in something stinky or noisy!
 
Paul N. March 2, 2017
Besides, they mostly sell high carb and highly sugared 'treats'. Haven't they heard about the obesity epidemic. As it is they only think about their bottom line.
 
googlystuff24 March 21, 2017
Excuse me? Just eat at home before you come. Going to the movies is not about having dinner.