What is the problem with broccoli?
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Broccoli has no problems (when cooked correctly).
Projecting problems onto poor broccoli puts us on the slippery slope of wanting Bacon Milkshakes from Jack-in-the-Box. (Made without bacon, but with a bacon flavored syrup.)
My only problem with broccoli is that it has become very hard to find it with the stems. I can usually only find the crowns! I want the whole thing, darn it!