Someone Put A Diaper On The Turkey, and Other Holiday Stories

December 17, 2015

It's crazy to expect that something won't go wrong over the holidays.

No? Your table didn't look like this the year someone broke a wine glass into the turkey?

We're here to tell you that everything's going to be okay. But first, since misery loves company, we're here to remind you that holiday disasters happen to everybody.

For our latest episode of Burnt Toast, we asked you to share your holiday disasters—the biggest flubs, the most comically tragic things that inevitably happen when everyone comes together for the holidays. You delivered.

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Here are the best of the worst—and let us all remember that whatever happens this year, it could probably be worse.

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Kenzi Wilbur

Written by: Kenzi Wilbur

I have a thing for most foods topped with a fried egg, a strange disdain for overly soupy tomato sauce, and I can never make it home without ripping off the end of a newly-bought baguette. I like spoons very much.