And we held this truth to be self-evident. Until 2016, that is.
We're just over 3 months into the year and already, our conception of cakes has been taken on a (somewhat nauseating?) roller-coaster ride.
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The two most talked-about cakes of the year, both of which originated in Japan, are made of vegetables and... raindrops.
The first is salad cake, from the mind of Japanese food stylist Mitsuki Moriyasu who has put them on the menus of two restaurants in Nagoya, Bistro La Porte Marseille, and Vegedeco Salad Café.
The icing is made not of confectioners' sugar and butter, but of tofu and vegetables; the "cake" is made of a blend of whole vegetables and soybean flour; and the layers are raw vegetables. According to an article in Marie Claire titled "Salad Cakes Might Just Be The Best/Worst Thing To Happen To Cakes Ever," Moriyasu came up with the idea "while working in another restaurant as a way to make vegetables more appealing customers."
"Mizu shingen mochi" generated excitement in Japan back in 2014, and is made, according to Grub Street, from mineral water gathered from the southern Japanese alps (so not exactly raindrops) and agar powder.
It's being introduced to New York City by Darren Wong, who debuted the dessert at Smorgasburg outdoor market this past weekend and spent months figuring out the right ratio of mineral water to agar.
The "dessert" is fragile and easily-broken; it has no calories and melts into a puddle within 30 minutes. "It's not about flavor or nutrients; it's about the texture," Wong told Grub Street. (Luckily, it's served with a heavily-roasted soybean powder called kinako and a brown sugar syrup called kuromitso to make up for that.)
Just watch it wiggle:
So what does it taste like? According to the official website, "It's [sic] tastes like eating a giant raindrop duh!" The cake itself "is very mild and very much about the delicate texture the melts in your mouth. Together with the toppings it has a strong sweet kick with a tinge of molasses and roasted nutty flavor."
Is this the future of cake? Is watermelon pizza the future of pizza? Is it a scary world, or a delightful one?
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