But here's the truth: The most exciting part of a burger isn't the burger itself—it's the stuff you pile on top. And I know a burger is different than, say, a rice bowl, but the same principle applies: It's pretty boring until you start getting wacky with the toppings.
Here are 17 toppings we think are—yes—tops:
There are barbecue potato chips on this burger! Take notes.
We're thinking of the Srirachannaise here—but go ahead and slap some fries on there, too.
Slide half a grilled peach or apricot (and maybe some prosciutto, too) onto a burger and never look back.
What's your preferred burger topper? Give us some ideas in the comments!