Happy Cyber Monday! Are you wearing your pill-iest, softest old holiday sweater to celebrate? (I am—it's got a fluffy white cat in the middle and peppermints swirling all about—and I'm not sorry even though my coworkers are.)
Perhaps you're not yet "in the mood" for carols on the radio and pine needles all over your floor, for coats-with-hoods season and peppermint-flavored everything. That's quite alright. This is a safe space for grinches. So much so that we rounded up a list that'll have even the blackest-hearted cynics humming "Joy the the World": 15 Cyber Monday sales worth shrieking about. Oh yeah, and we even included snacks for sustaining you during this shop-a-thon!
Today isn't just any Monday, it's Cyber Monday—so go shopping. Here's where we're putting our hard-earned dollars today (gifts!):
Did you really think I wasn't going to mention this? 20% off is as big of a discount as we've ever offered in our Shop—so if you've been eyeing a new kitchen knife, or a set of perfectly rumpled linen sheets (king or queen), or even a new set of dinnerware, today's The Day.
The curated food-gift website is a great destination for stocking stuffers and "thinking of you" gifts even without a discount, but if you're thinking of splurging on one of their subscriptions—be that whiskey of the month, bacon of the month, or the guaranteed-to-please "Best of Mouth" option—it's going to be that much sweeter at 80% of its asking price today.
For museum-worthy, designer-made accents, the MoMa Store is hard to beat—and 20% off makes a big difference if you're looking to snag a set of new fiberglass Eames chairs or Arne Jacobsen flatware. (Though all their odds and ends for the desktop, kitchen, and countertop make the best—and often cheekiest—gifts!)
Yes, you love reading Domino for all kind of interiors eye candy—but did you know they have an online shop that stocks a whole lot of home decor brands, too? I'd head straight for any bigger ticket furnishings (be that a fancy floor lamp or a fancy dining table) you've been eyeing, as this is their "biggest sale ever".
In a dream world, we'd all have eco-friendly, small batch bedding—and today is dream day. If you're in Los Angeles, Matteo's in-store discount is currently at a freak-out-worthy 90% off, but at 50% off the online version is one of the highest discounts we've seen today. Shop their crisp sheets, plush duvet covers, and even yards of their environmentally-friendly fabrics at half off.
We first encountered Haptic Lab because of excitement around their constellation quilts, which depict star patterns, but are now as equally in love with their city quilts, coastal quilts, and baby quilts. Their code isn't advertised on site, but our editor Lindsay Jean spotted it in one of their morning emails.
The skincare and makeup sister brand to beauty-lovers' publication Into the Gloss, Glossier first hooked us with the perfectly deadpan but loveable tone of their emails—and everything they make seems to work wonders on our skin.
Forget that the term athleisure was one of the worst inventions of 2016—it resulted in softer, stretchier, more tailored clothes that you can wear out in public without worrying you appear to be in pajamas. Outdoor Voices wins at this game, and today their gear is 20% off online.
Our Senior Product Designer, Ryan Hamilton, brought it to my attention that Sonos has docked 25% off the price of their PLAY:1 speakers through the end of today—and that it's the biggest discount they've ever offered on them. Buy two and surround sound is yours! (They're out of stock on Sonos.com, but still available though Amazon.)
Another specific Amazon deal we're all over: This glossy red Kitchenaid stand mixer is 60% off until the end of the day.
Yes, you could use this discount to get a cart full of peasant shirts and dresses, but we're more keen on their homewares: ceramic knobs for your kitchen cabinets, throw pillows of all walks, and even table lamps.
One of our favorite places to shop refined, but hardworking gear—think lighters, pocketknives, axes, toolboxes, and flashlights that you'll be so proud of you'll want to hang them on the wall as art. And you'll be able to pass them on to your kids.
We've always been fond of J.Crew's casual tomboy little sis Madewell, so today we're stocking up on all the high-rish skinny jeans we can stuff in our (digital) basket.
Yes, this Florida-based print shop makes adorable stationery, and calnedars, and even wallpaper—but perhaps their best-loved niche products are their floral-patterened iPhone covers. Stocking stuffer alert!
Wait, what? Instead of offering a big promotion, they'll be donating 30% of today's proceeds to Planned Parenthood. If that isn't a reason to finally spring for their "Folded Vessel"—dream home for any and all magazines, books, or other coffee table clutter—we don't know what is. (No matter your politics!)
What Cyber Monday sales are you shopping today? Share the good news in the comments.