Well here's a hot take to warm up your December. Chilly out there? Yeah. I get it. I have a weird relationship with my furnace in the winter. (If it’s working, anyway.) I tend to crank things up so high that my residence is uninhabitably warm. I can’t help it! My winter days operate like clockwork: I venture outside, regret it, and come back five minutes later. It’s like subjecting myself to a trauma I’m trying to recover from for the rest of the day. So I snuggle by my furnace for a few minutes until my surroundings transmogrify into a sauna. There's no turning back after this. I feel bad turning the heat back down; heat is a luxury in the city, and I must treasure it, even if that means that I suffer.
Well, I like to have fun with it. It starts to feel like summer in my apartment. Just atrociously muggy. My house becomes summer in the winter. So I treat it as such: I don some trunks. Slap on some Dollar Tree sunglasses. My go-to drink is something icy and refreshing.
The perfect drink for winter? A nice, cold cocktail, like Erik Lombardo's Southside. (We’re heading into a world where seasons won’t mean anything anymore. Why not look towards the future?) The recipe's right there, but I'll save you a click. Here’s what to do.
Wow. Not too many ingredients. I've counted about four.
Store-bought, made in a tray...anything goes.
There you go. Gentle turbulence. Now we're talking.
Minty, fresh, flirty—it’s you. The summer you, in the winter.
Are you an oddball who likes summer cocktails to cope with the indoor warmth of winter? Let us know in the comments.