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Why Pork Roll Is Amazing and Nothing Else Matters

Bacon has nothing on this N.J.-famous breakfast meat.

October 12, 2018

One hundred-ish years ago, my great grandmother Ethel was a newlywed, cooking breakfast for her husband John, somewhere in New Jersey. Then her mother Bertha stopped by. She oohed and aahed at the wonderful aroma coming from the kitchen, wondered what Ethel was making, and Ethel had no other option. She had to tell the truth:

“Mom,” she said. “I’m making Taylor ham.”

This didn’t go over great. Betha told them to enjoy their Taylor ham, went outside, and said she would come back in when the Taylor ham was gone. What time of year this was has been lost in translation but, in my head, Betha was standing outside in the rain or snow or sleet, arms crossed, foot stomping.

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Until that point, my whole family was kosher, which means a lot of things, but no-pork is a big one. Despite Bertha’s discontent, Ethel and her husband did enjoy their Taylor ham, and our family has enjoyed it ever since. Sorry, Bertha.

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But you’re probably still wondering, what’s Taylor ham?

A processed, smoked pork product. The greatest breakfast meat of all time. Meat because, no, it’s not technically ham. In fact, the product was first named Taylor’s Prepared Ham, then the Pure Food and Drug Act of 1906 was like, Nope! It’s not actually ham!

The name stuck, though. Fast-forward 112 years and northern New Jerseyans like myself still say Taylor ham. The rest of the state calls it pork roll, which sounds worse, but has some historical reason: While today’s it is easiest to find Taylor ham pre-sliced, like this, it’s purest form is an oversized log, like this. Cute, right?

From a distance, you might want to liken Taylor ham to a sausage on steroids. Or, if you’re looking at one of its sliced cross-sections, maybe you’ll compare it to Canadian bacon. Let’s be clear: Taylor ham is better than ham, sausage, Canadian bacon, and—dare I say—bacon itself.

In actuality, its closest cousin is Spam. I can’t speak to this myself, since I’ve only ever had one cube of Spam in my lifetime (thanks to my editor Eric Kim, who insisted upon it). As Serious Eats’ J. Kenji Lopez-Alt puts it: Taylor ham is “Spam for people who don't want to admit they like Spam." Also, Taylor ham hails from a cotton sack, not a can, and is round, not square.

Because Taylor ham is fully cooked, all you need is a stove and skillet and you’ll have the happiest breakfast in less time than it takes to brew a pot of coffee. If you’re starting from the log, slice as thinly as possible. From there, snip the edges—make one to three small cuts with a knife or pair of scissors, figure 1/2-inch—otherwise the slices will puff up in the pan and steam. And if the edges aren’t crispy, there’s no point.

The end-all way to eat Taylor ham is a “Taylor, egg, and cheese.” At home, this will be on an English muffin. At a diner, it’ll be on a Kaiser roll. Or, if you’re my grandma, you’ll go to a diner and ask for Taylor ham and a burnt English muffin—”Burnt!” you’ll shout—and make a sandwich at the table.

Now that you’ve found your new favorite breakfast meat, don’t stop at breakfast. Cut into lardons and use instead of pancetta for a faux-carbonara. Dice up small and incorporate into fried rice. Mince, crisp up, and sprinkle on an ice cream sundae. Okay, just kidding. Or am I?


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Lynn T. October 16, 2018
Have been eating Taylor Pork Roll since I was a kid in Norfolk, VA. Now, whenever I go back for a visit, I have to go to Doumar's for a pork roll sandwich and a limeade. Otherwise, it's a little hard to find in Charlotte, NC.<br />
 
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Emma L. October 16, 2018
I actually found the pre-sliced version at a Harris Teeter near me in Raleigh! That was a *very* exciting day.
 
Linda October 13, 2018
Emma, I just read your article out loud to my husband. We were both laughing. We both were born and grew up up in South Jersey where "pork roll" is understood to be Taylor's. Although it has been a few decades since I have eaten meat, I remember well glorious Easter Sundays on the Atlantic City boardwalk having a pork roll sandwich. Though the years I always cooked pork roll for my kids; breakfast, lunch, dinner and in between. I still cook it for my husband and anyone who might stop by. Once my husband brought home a local food market's pork roll. Boy was he in trouble! If it's not Taylor's, it's not "pork roll". I buy it now sliced, since I don't have an army to feed like I did in past years. But I still remember the roll wrapped in the white cotton, like a very special gift. Again, thanks Emma, for a fun filled article, walking me down memory lane.
 
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Emma L. October 14, 2018
Thank you so much for sharing this, Linda! And I totally agree—if it's not Taylor's, it's *not* pork roll!
 
aargersi October 13, 2018
We once flew an whole Taylor Ham to my NJ native aunt who was living in the British Virgin Islands. She was beyond thrilled ... better than showing up with gold coins or dom perignon!
 
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Emma L. October 14, 2018
You are a very kind niece! Taylor is def better than gold coins or Dom Perignon :)
 
Mockhuman October 12, 2018
Had pork roll for the first time at a diner in Delaware about a week ago. It reminded me of a really good beef bologna in texture...that tasted like Spam. Kinda sorry we can't get it here in Ohio...
 
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Emma L. October 14, 2018
Yeah, it's a lot like those two! Which is sort of ironic, because I almost never eat either.
 
Christine October 12, 2018
I've been eating Taylor ham since I was a little kid in NJ-- on a hard roll with Gulden's mustard, of course! When my sis and I both moved to California, we had to bring it back with us on the plane, where it's bulky, torpedo-like shape made the TSA people nervous and got us lots of attention. Now I live in Vermont and luckily the COOP in Hanover, NH carries it. I limit myself to a pound of the stuff and eat it every day for breakfast until it's gone. Sigh! Not like anything else on the planet.
 
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Emma L. October 14, 2018
Ha! Laughed out loud reading this because several of my relatives are from NJ, but now live in CA, and they've been known to sneak Taylor ham onto many plane rides. Glad to hear you live near some now!