Pasta

This Is, Definitively, the Worst Pasta Shape

The worst.

September 19, 2019
Photo by James Ransom

If asked: What’s your favorite type of pasta? I’d have a tough time responding.

First off, I have no authority on the subject. I'm less Italian than a slice of Sbarro baked-ziti pizza at a thruway rest stop, aka not at all. My mom, however, grew up in the Bronx, part of an Irish community that borrowed family recipes from their better-fed Italian neighbors. She makes a killer lasagna. I can guarantee there are at least two in her freezer right now, plus extra tomato sauce “just in case.”

There are also too many great pastas to choose between. I love the elegance of tagliatelle, how it flirtatiously twirls itself around the end of a fork; the lusciousness of pappardelle; the comfort of spaghetti; the stability of rigatoni (like the guy your mom wished you would date), sturdy and reliable in almost any situation.

If asked: What’s your least favorite type of pasta? For the majority of my adult life, the answer would have been simple: farfalle. By far one of the more juvenile members of the pasta family, right there alongside elbow macaroni. I would rather use it to decorate a Christmas card than waste a good sauce on it.

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In reality, I hate wasting food—even more than I dislike farfalle. It’s a distaste shared by my husband, Guillaume. He believes, for example, that cheese never ever goes bad and can be stored in the refrigerator indefinitely. I mostly agree with him, but I’ll also clandestinely toss a tub of moldy cream cheese. Being French, he may know his cheese, but I know a bagel shouldn’t wear fur.

Recently, when I discovered a leftover half-kilo of farfalle in the deep recesses of our pantry, I cursed the childish little bow ties, then started thinking of how to prepare them for dinner.

“My least favorite of the pastas,” I notified the public at large (by Instagram, where else), to which my sister cheekily replied, “My kids love them! Maybe you just don’t know how to cook them.” Which was very possible.

The box recommends precisely 11 minutes of cooking time, but our Parisian kitchenette is small—so much so that our fridge sits charmingly in the narrow hallway—and a kitchen timer seems an extravagant use of space. So I do without.

Instead, I stand expectantly close to my boiling pot of salty water, stirring occasionally and watching until the ends are translucent and the center still firm. I taste one noodle to determine whether the farfalle are finished. Once they are, I sauce with a simple garlicky, olive oil–based concoction. Then, I eat them.

Like ordering a swimsuit online, farfalle always seems to disappoint.

Maybe it’s because the firmness isn’t uniform, or because the noodles do a poor job of mopping up the last remnants of sauce. I’ve just never been a fan of the farfalle.

But before I hoist my opinion on discerning readers, I figured I should ask someone more knowledgeable for their take on my forsaken farfalle.

So I call my chef friend, Davide Ciampi, a native of Puglia who’s spent the past five years cooking in reputable kitchens around Europe. We met during a stage, or cooking internship, at a Michelin-starred restaurant in the Basque Country, where I would not infrequently close myself in the walk-in refrigerator and cry between crates of produce.

The name farfalle means “butterfly” in Italian, Davide tells me. Parents like to serve farfalle to children to lure them into eating less kid-friendly foods like vegetables.

“Do you like far-fall-lay?” I ask.

“It’s called il farfal in my dialect,” he begins, “and the shape doesn’t really matter because dry pasta all tastes the same. But some people don’t like farfalle because of the texture—it’s more al dente in the center.”

Maybe it’s because the firmness isn’t uniform, or because the noodles do a poor job of mopping up the last remnants of sauce. I’ve just never been a fan of the farfalle.

Feeling a touch of validation, I ask if he were to prepare farfalle, how he would do it. With prosciutto, cream and whichever fresh herbs he has on hand. And that’s prosciutto cotto, he tells me, not prosciutto crudo.

As it turns out, this prosciutto and cream combination is popular in Northern Italy, where you’ll often find it prepared with fresh peas, too. And it makes sense: A light and creamy sauce will cling to the tiny noodle nooks and edges.

I’m determined to try the pasta per Davide’s recommendation—but then Paris is overtaken by a heat wave, or canicule. As the idea of cooking with heat seems slightly masochistic, I decide to wait it out, sipping cold soups and ordering Korean takeout instead.

Once the heat breaks, I return to my rendez-vous with farfalle.

I stop by a specialty Italian food store on Rue des Martyrs to pick up prosciutto and a box of farfalle—granted, fresh would probably be better, but I’m interested in rescuing the everyday, store-bought variety—then a produce stand where I find a healthy bunch of tarragon and giant pods of fresh peas.

While I wait for my generously salted water to boil, I heat a pat of Normandy butter and some olive oil in a large pan, then finely chop a few small white onions. I cook the onions with a few pinches of crunchy salt until all are translucent and some are a little crispy, then add the peas. At this point, the water is ready for my farfalle.

Once the peas taste cooked, I add cream and fresh ground pepper. I let those come together a bit, and the cream starts to take on a toasty color from the other ingredients. Already, it’s looking and smelling very tasty. Then I add the chopped prosciutto and things get even more exciting.

Just before the farfalle is al dente, I spoon it into the pan, bringing along some starchy water, and let the noodles tumble around in the sauce while they finish cooking. I end with chopped tarragon and grated Parmesan.

The result is a velvety coating on all of the tiny butterflies, and a flavor that feels both light and rich, with a fresh punch from the tarragon.

Lesson learned: Don’t knock a pasta until you’ve prepared it using a tried and true recipe from the motherland.

This home cook still prefers other pastas—tagliatelle, you’re my main gal always. But as far as farfalle goes, it was a pretty delicious dish. If you find yourself contemplating how to use a leftover box of farfalle, I’d highly recommend it.

Farfalle, yay or nay? Let us know your least favorite pasta shape in the comments below.

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Caitlin is a Paris-based writer. She wrote about food and wine while living in Madrid after college, and had a brief career as a lawyer before moving back to Spain to work in restaurants and attend culinary courses at the Basque Culinary Center in San Sebastian. She has worked or staged at Mina, Nerua and Septime. Caitlin is currently working on her first memoir about working in Michelin-starred restaurants in Bilbao. Follow her on Insta at @caitlinrauxgunther

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I just made an account just to say that this article is terribly written. We didn't need to hear your repeated interjections about how Parisian your lifestyle is. It comes off like a 14 year old trying to sound cool and important.

Glad you found a way to enjoy farfalle, but learn to goddamn write.
 
patty@bryce September 28, 2023
Click bait article. I expect more from Food52
 
thisisapenguin April 22, 2023
This is an incredibly silly article.
 
Cookie April 22, 2023
Agreed. It's also incredibly insensitive culturally. What's next, "The Absolutely Worst Noodle Dish is Kugel"? "The Absolutely Worst Grain Dish is Tabouleh"? Just stoopid. Time for Food 52 to take this down.
 
verocate October 15, 2023
Insensitive culturally??? Oh, please, have we become so thin-skinned that a criticism of a pasta shape becomes an insult to Italians. I can see where this may be going: “No negative comments on roquefort, might upset the French.” Of course it would upset them but that’s another issue and frankly, their problem.
 
Alyssa April 19, 2023
All I could think about during this article was Kasha with varnishkes (aka farfalle) and am gratified that I am not the only one!
 
lindygirl64 September 26, 2021
I dislike farfalle with sauce, I think it is best used in a cold pasta salad. The mini farfalle are even better for this.
 
E November 18, 2020
I use farfalle in a very un-Italian way - in a Cajun pasta dish with shrimp. To me the worst pasta shape is strozzapreti or Casarecce. It just never looks that appealing.
 
Linda B. November 15, 2020
I make farfalle the way described, sometimes using pancetta instead, I likes your description of the way the color of the reduced cream changes. I also do a smoked salmon, cream, lemon zest and a bit of dill or fennel tops. Yummy and so fast.
 
Katherine July 22, 2020
This was really interesting, primarily because I have been interested in different food traditions for years. I know nothing about Ashkenazi traditions. Now I am curious!
 
Rosalind P. July 20, 2020
An interesting side note, having nothing to do with whether or not you hate any form of pasta (not me; hands down, first choice for eating, any shape). "Farfalle" is a word in italian that means "butterfly", which, of course, the pasta resembles. But there is a Yiddish word for a tiny nugget shaped pasta -- "farfel" -- and I thought that somehow they were related, and wouldn't that be cool. But not so. "Farfel" is from an old German word, "varveln" -- Yiddish is a German-based language. But when it comes to the eating, 'farfalle" does snuggle easily into Ashkenazi Jewish cuisine as the sturdy companion to the earthy kasha. Was this a new world invention? Who knows?
 
Matt July 20, 2020
If you have a box of farfalle and you're not immediately making kasha varnishkes, I don't know if I can trust you.
 
Rosalind P. July 20, 2020
When this article was published -- September, 2019, BCP -- I made essentially the same comment (and mentioned the "farfalle" that were used in my home with the kasha -- Goodman's Bow Ties). So, voting with you!
 
Nirvana.Klein July 20, 2020
This statement makes me so happy in these uncertain times.
 
Katherine July 5, 2020
I can't believe I am still catching this thread. It is truly remarkable. Has there ever been such a thread before for an "amazing achievement" dish? Guess I get a thrill out of fabulous and novel food I've never seen or tasted before. However, I do enjoy the back and forth. I guess everything has a place.
 
Corinne July 3, 2020
I love preparing Farfalle with pesto sauce.
 
Steven W. September 26, 2021
Agreed, you only need a slightly thicker sauce to coat each one. I use them for baked mac and cheese all the time. I think they hold onto sauces really well.
 
Pugwoman July 3, 2020
Great points about Farfalle! The absolute worst pasta, IMHO, is the rotelle, in "wagon wheel" shape. But I'll never refuse it if it's the only one there.;)
 
Kevin B. July 3, 2020
My least favorite is penne. I avoid cooking with it, mainly because I feel the shape is wrong for the food it’s paired with. I live Puttanesca, yet use spaghetti or linguine when I cook that sauce.
 
Martijn S. June 28, 2020
my least favorite is spaghetti, i havent eaten spaghetti in years, its useless with most sauces, except the most liquid ones, like vongole, or plain tomato sauce. Farfalle are fine, they aren't a particularly good fit for any sauce, but way better than Spaghetti.
 
Katherine November 16, 2020
Gee, have you forgotten the wonderful childhood skill of slurping? You can't possibly slurp farfalle! But you can make a glorious mess with spaghetti. And don't forget the wonderful mouth feel of strings of spaghetti well wrapped around your fork. Just thinking about it makes my mouth water. Is it superb sauce or the perfectly rolled noodles just filling your mouth with....I don't know what. Just glorious. See, I'm not even thinking about the sauce. You can't possibly have such experiences with the little butterfly noodle. Now mind you, before I read the first response about the farfalle pasta, I never even thought about my spaghetti polonaise. (Not sure about the spelling, just too lazy to find my dictionary and look it it. But you get the gist.) Do practice making perfect firm little rolls of spaghetti with your spoon and fork (Just your fork if you're really good) and pop it into your mouth. You will never give up spaghetti again. Actually, you might regret all those lost years.
 
Kelsey L. May 24, 2020
Farfalle is a pasta type that I love. About a decade ago, I used my hand-crank pasta machine, a ruler, a regular pizza cutter, and a zigzag cutter and made my own. Macaroni is pasta that I do not like.
 
JEAN G. April 2, 2020
YAY!!! I had a lot of fun and laughs reading mostly all the comments!!! But, you know what I enjoyed most? That not one of the comments were negative to anyone, and, that is a GREAT plus!!! It is sooo nice when everyone can enjoy reading each other's comments without feeling put out by anyone!!! Congratulations to one and all!!! It is a grand feeling!!! CONGRATULATIONS FOOD52!! Keep up your marvellous work!!!
 
Cookie April 2, 2020
Given the comments, it appears time to to change the title of this article. What's next? "Pinto Beans are Absolutely the Most Boring Bean," "Russets are Positively the Most Useless Potato," "Basmati is the Most Outrageously Overrated Rice" -- ?? And P.S, kasha varnishkas is a culturally important, much venerated ethnic food. It's uncool, to put it mildly, to call the main ingredient the "worst pasta shape." At least the comments turn the article into comedy, LOL.
 
jane F. April 2, 2020
I love your comments! That has been a great conversation! Thanks, Caitlin for posting this article. and getting the conversation going!
 
Katherine November 16, 2020
Pinto beans are not boring!
 
Marla S. April 2, 2020
I love it. I am Jewish and grow up eating it with kasha, onions, peas or string beans with brown gravy. Kasha Varnishes
Just made it last night. The best comfort food.
 
Caitlin G. April 2, 2020
Since writing this, many people have mentioned kasha varnishes and I'm dying to try them! Good project for now.
 
Rosalind P. April 2, 2020
In the compartments of my childhood brain, there was spaghetti (way before anyone heard of "pasta" although my Italian playmates used the generic word "macaroni"). Period. Bowties were made by a Jewish food company, Goodman's (still are). Bowties and spaghetti never appeared in my mind together. I now use every form of "pasta" I can find for mostly, but not always, Italian cooking, but bowties ONLY for kasha varnishkes. Food 52 brings the world together.
 
Patty R. March 15, 2020
Don’t like Angel Hair pasta, the thinner, the worse for me. I do like a good linguine with clams, and I make farfalle with a creamy tomato sauce, chunks of tomato and fresh cooked salmon chunked, baked in the oven so it comes together beautifully. Elbow to the nth degree, cellentani, makes a great mac’n cheese bake. Papardelle is yummy with steak, mushrooms, and a mushroom sauce, like heaven, lick the bowl clean good.