We're a little disappointed in you. When we asked you to document what you eat when you're home alone, we expected to see photos of empty pints of ice cream and reheated slices of pizza. Instead, you gave us beauty and elegance: poached eggs, smashed avocado flecked with sea salt, and, of course, kale salads.
Well, kudos to you for eating well even when no one's watching. You've inspired us to put away the ice cream -- in a few minutes.
A (former) student of English, a lover of raisins, a user of comma splices. My spirit animal is an eggplant. I'm probably the person who picked all of the cookie dough out of the cookie dough ice cream. For that, I'm sorry.