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delicious steel cut oatmeal! http://www.food52.com/recipes...
Steel Cut oatmeal is awesome in the slow cooker. You can put them in the night before and they will be done when you wake up. They aren't quite as good as just making them in a pot in my opinion but they are better than those pasty rolled oats any day.
My first thought is whole wheat.