And if it simply never occurred to you/you don't have one, what would you name it?
Oh, should've added this: This is Sigmund. He's very patient.
Groucho, because he's so sour.
Ophelia, because she's languishing in the fridge.
Coriolanus, because he's stubborn, noisy, easily overlooked and his sour attitude could endure for generations.
If I had one -- Audrey Jr. ( feed me Seymour)