And if it simply never occurred to you/you don't have one, what would you name it?
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Oh, should've added this: This is Sigmund. He's very patient.
Groucho, because he's so sour.
HalfPint is a trusted home cook.
Ophelia, because she's languishing in the fridge.
Coriolanus, because he's stubborn, noisy, easily overlooked and his sour attitude could endure for generations.
Sam is a trusted home cook.
If I had one -- Audrey Jr. ( feed me Seymour)