Kidney FAIL
I bought some frozen lamb kidneys from the farmer's market, organic, free range, etc. I've always wanted to try kidneys for breakfast, after reading a billion English murder mysteries, so I tried it. Maybe it was the preparation, but once they were almost cooked, I smelled State Fair. You know, the livestock in pens smell. I asked my husband if he agreed, and he did, and was completely turned off of trying them. I tried them anyway, and they TASTED like state fair. Is that what kidneys taste like? I fried them with caramelized onions and salt. I'm afraid to try again.
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I get that this quality is intrinsic to what kidneys are, and I know people who love them...but my feeling is this: there aren't enough days or opportunities to eat all the things I actually want to eat, so if there are a (very) few that just don't work for me...I'll simply eat something else. Something not kidneys.
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It looks as if pre-soaking is your answer if you decide to cook kidneys ever again.
A mighty high-five to you for actually trying something different, and for even considering trying it again!
How to clean kidneys: If there is a white membrane still attached, pull it toward the inner crescent, then cut it off with kitchen scissors. Slice the kidney in half lengthwise and cut away the offal smelly pouch. Rinse the kidney thoroughly and you'll be good to go, so to speak.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc8W5pTXyF0
Let this be a lesson: Ask here before cooking so you don't get p**d off, especially at breakfast. . .not a good way to start the day.
My write up and his recipe is here: http://www.lastnightsdinner.net/2008/02/21/making-plans-for-nigel/