This dressing is a fiery beast, fueled by lemon, garlic, and anchovy—with no egg, and nothing creamy to interrupt. When my dad developed his technique in Northern California in the 1990s—inspired by a waiter at an old-school restaurant preparing one tableside—flavors were light and big. There were no carbs and there was definitely balsamic vinegar. He never measures any of it, to my mother's chagrin, but when my brother and I were teenagers, he taught us how to make his dressing with invented visual cues. The puddle of Worcestershire should be about the size of a quarter; the balsamic, the size of a large-ish nickel, and so on. The measurements here were taken by my mom and uploaded to their own cooking website, and updated by me. But in the spirit of my dad, I hope you'll wing it. Adapted slightly from Online-Cookbook.com. —Genius Recipes
4 (you'll want seconds)
large clove garlic, crushed (or grated or mashed into a paste with a pinch of salt)
(45 ml) olive oil
(10 ml) good balsamic vinegar
(15 ml) anchovy paste or finely chopped anchovies (or more to taste)
(15 ml) Worcestershire sauce
Juice of 1/2 to 1 lemon (I always use a full lemon)
1 head crisp romaine lettuce, washed, dried, torn or chopped into bite-sized pieces
1 stalk celery (2 stalks if small), sliced into half-moons
(125 ml) grated Parmesan cheese, plus more to taste
Salt, if needed, and lots of freshly ground pepper to serve
In This Recipe
Add garlic to a large salad bowl.
Add olive oil and stir and let sit for a few minutes.
Add vinegar, anchovy, Worcestershire, and lemon juice, and stir. If you'd like a thicker dressing, add half the Parmesan now. You can let this sit while you prepare the rest of your meal.
Dip a lettuce leaf in to taste your dressing. If it doesn't taste fiercely of lemon juice, garlic, and anchovy, add more of those, to taste. The balsamic should be in the background.
Just before serving, add lettuce and celery and toss.
Add Parmesan and freshly ground pepper before a final toss.