For those nights when you get home hungry, stressed, and impatient, Hangry is here to help. Each Monday, Kendra Vaculin will share quick, exciting meals to rescue anyone who might be anxiously eyeing a box of minute rice.
Today: How do you make nachos an appropriate snack for a group of mature adults? Pile on the best-quality ingredients (and don't skimp on the cheese).
The ways I play Pretend Adult are plentiful and transparent. I pay my rent on time, but with Venmo, using many thumbs-up and little house Emojis in a row. I carry all of my work things to my office in a modest leather bag, but when people compliment me on it I say, “Thanks, I got it from my mom!” I bring a hostess gift when my friends have parties, but it's usually gummy worms and a six-pack of Woodchuck. Or, if the party is sporting event-related, I bring a giant, greasy baking sheet of nachos.
There is probably something fancier that’s easier to carry on the subway, but there’s no way it tastes as good as nachos. For all of their simplicity, nachos are not infallible. Nachos require care in their creation. You must respect the process: No cheating. No bullshit. No Velveeta. No chili. I will Facebook un-friend you. No scrimping on the cheese because you think maybe that looks like too much. No forgetting about the avocado.
If you feel like getting fancy, add some radishes, black olives, or fresh cilantro. Knock yourself out, but know that the magic lies in nailing the simplicity. Good quality basics are better than a lot of flashy extras. That’s adult, isn’t it? Thanks, I learned that from my mom.
More: Stick to Kendra's rules and you won't even need a recipe to make nachos.
2 cooked chicken breasts, shredded
1 can black beans, rinsed and drained
2 teaspoons cumin
1/2 teaspoon chili powder
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1 bag salted tortilla chips (mine was 13 ounces)
24 ounces shredded cheese (I used a mix of cheddar, mozzarella, and pepper jack)
3/4 cup pico de gallo (homemade or store bought)
1 or 2 ripe avocados, cubed
Photos by James Ransom