30 Romantic Food Puns That'll Warm Your (Candy) Heart

This is a note I wrote to my boyfriend:

Please buy me cheese for Valentine's Day. I did not accidentally type "cheese" and actually mean "flowers." If you do get me cheese, please include some sort of pun-centric card. A wedge of Parmesan without a note like "You're grate" or "I think you're whey cool" would be a missed opportunity.

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And why puns, you ask? Well, there's that colloquialism about the way to a man's (ahem, or woman's) heart being through the stomach, but puns with food are better. It's wit and romance! Let me tell you, nothing—except maybe cheese—says l-o-v-e like clever wordplay.

Here are 30 romantic food puns (and recipes) for your valentine:

You've got a pizza my heart.

I loaf you.

All you knead is love.

I want to taco 'bout how amazing you are.

You make miso happy.

We're a matcha made in heaven.

You're my butter half.

Let's avocuddle.

You're my soymate.

Udon know how much I love you.

I cannot espresso how much you mean to me.

You make my heart beet faster.

You're all that and dim sum.

I only have fries for you.

We're a perfect pear.

Olive you.

You're a cutecumber.

Brie mine?

We go really gouda together.

Hugs and quiches.

We won't ever lettuce go.

Where have you bean all my life?

You're always bacon me happy.

You turn me naan.

You're appeeling to me.

I love you a latte.

The quinoa my heart.

Never gonna let you gyoza.

I think you're souper.

It's im-pasta-ble not to love you.

Did I miss one? Contribute in the comments!

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