A Haiku or Two, on Weird Food Holidays

April 16, 2016

Our thoughts on food and cooking
in seventeen beats.

Photo by Alpha Smoot

Amanda Sims:
happy what-the-eff-
is-this-in-my-freezer day!
myst'ries, defrosted

Caroline Lange:
i love an excuse
to take the free samples they
hand out in the street

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1 Comment

Dylan J. April 17, 2016
Happy passover,
Eat this horrible matzah,
And think of freedom.