A Haiku or Two, on Weird Food Holidays

Haiku52:
Our thoughts on food and cooking
in seventeen beats.

Amanda Sims:
happy what-the-eff-
is-this-in-my-freezer day!
myst'ries, defrosted

Caroline Lange:
i love an excuse
to take the free samples they
hand out in the street

What are the wackiest food holidays you've heard of? Which do you think should actually exist? Tell us in the comments.