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Why I Don't Like French Fries
Opinion columnist Caitlin Raux Gunther is at it again: a very unpopular take on everyone’s favorite food.
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32 Comments
jdillon192
February 25, 2023
Before you write off french fries forever, I suggest you go somewhere to a little french fry shack/kiosk with homemade mayonnaise (maybe in Belgium, maybe somewhere else - I used to go to one outside a department store in Heidelberg, Germany) and give that a try. Perhaps it won't turn the tide, but I suggest it's worth a shot! Bon chance!
SherryMarie
November 23, 2022
I agree. At one point I realized that if I didn't have ketchup I would not eat the fries on my plate. That's when I decided I would only eat hot fries. Once they're cold, I'm done. Definitely cut the calories that way. :)
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May 3, 2020
Come to think of it, when I worked in Washington, DC, In the 90’s, it was a big thing with the locals to get fast food fries and a vanilla shake and dip the fries in the shake.
Sarah B.
May 2, 2020
Ginny just a simple comment on your comment that started about fries. I always appreciate if we can stay close to topic and don't discuss lots of places with other food then the food that we joined the conversation to discuss in the first place. Thanks for understanding what I'm conveying for all of us who joinef in to learn about what, in their opinion, makes a great french fry.
Ash
May 2, 2020
All that talk just made want some fries.
I think I'm going to posh them up too - a little garlic, parsley (cause that's what's in the fridge), and grated cheese.
I think I'm going to posh them up too - a little garlic, parsley (cause that's what's in the fridge), and grated cheese.
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May 1, 2020
I grew up on my French Mom’s hand cut, Crinkle cut French fries and I have yet to find a better fry.
W
April 2, 2020
Mayo on french fries... Never tried pommes allumettes? Grew up in a food desert? Try thin cut on a tray with a thin layer of olive oil. Otherwise you are very non authorative on french cuisine.
Tyler K.
March 31, 2020
I agree with you. I don't like fries. I find them to be in a word... Boring. The problem is that they are everywhere. I would much prefer onion rings, fried cheese curds, fried okra, fried zucchini, pretty much anything. Potatoes in general can not stand up on their own, without a lot of help. They are cheap filler and quite frankly a poor afterthought. Just my opinion. But I stand by it.
Sarah B.
March 15, 2020
The very photograph of the fries that were shown are why some people don't like fries. I love them lightly fried, golden, crisp on the outside tender on the inside. They are served overcooked in most places. The English put just salt and malt vinegar on them. To cover french fries in sauces and mayonnaisey dressings is just to cover them up. I recently ate fries at a breakfast place and had to go up and say wow your fries are wonderful. I've had them in the past with a burger in the evening and didn't like them. The waitress said they had just changed their source. These fries stay crispy, don't wrinkle in 10 to 15 minutes as they cool. It is my firm opinion, for the discerning eater that light golden, not darker, a fry to cry over,
a fabulous french fry.
a fabulous french fry.
amazinc
March 15, 2020
In a tiny Belgian restaurant in south town San Antonio (Le Fritte), they serve "the real thing" mussels & Pommes Frites. Best fries ever and the mussels aren't shabby, either. Good, good! I could eat my substantial weight in those fries. The only thing better on their menu (when it's on offer) is the Foie gras with blueberry coulis, skip the blueberries.
Ginny
April 30, 2020
OMG, this is right up my alley! Fries can be just Meh, and are that just that most of time- then, you hit that OMG fry... I've only had a handful of those OMG fries in my lifetime! Loved, your remark on the foie gras. One of my most favorite things; you know - as in 'if you had one last meal, what would that be' ?! Again there, have had foie gras in MANY, many places and it has been from DIVINE to ugh, what a disappointment including the price I paid! THE best croissant I have ever eaten anywhere was also in Belgium from a tiny bakery in Bruges. I ate 3! I rode my bike there and hope I can find the place again. BTW, some of the worst, not THE worst croissants (I have had those too) was in Paris (tasted like they were made with shortening and soggy) ... Starting to think I have to go back to Belgium for the foie gras and those croissants. I then would trek onward to Amsterdam to a little bar/restaurant that served one of the best filet mignon steaks, sautéed in tons of butter and steak frites I have ever eaten! This gives me something to maybe look forward to after this 'lockdown" we have all experienced and have something to look forward to!
arnita
March 15, 2020
French Fries are the salty equivalent of a rich and decadent dessert- they should be consumed in moderation ie. 10 maximum. I love a good fry that’s still a bit smooshy... anything to crunchy turns me off. Like you, if it’s not well salted and can’t stand alone, there’s no need to eat it. All sauces are a no go, especially ketchup, but mayonnaise and fries is a European anomaly that I will never understand.
Caitlin G.
March 15, 2020
Can I get a burger with three fries? I'd be set with three, haha. Intéressante, re: mayonnaise! I have another unpopular opinion: American mayo (good old Hellmans) is superior to the sweet French stuff.
Kim
March 21, 2020
5 fries. 3 to put on the burger, 2 to be dragged through Hellman’s. And yes, leaps and bounds better than the French stuff.
Debra W.
March 14, 2020
I grew up on homemade fried chicken and homemade french fries up til my late 30s. Best dish in the world.
Smaug
March 14, 2020
I'm strongly in favor of people deciding for themselves what they like. In this case, however, the problem may have been not the fries but the mayonnaise, a ghastly substance that will ruin any dish.
sarahrhack
March 13, 2020
I don't like that ex or GOT either!
But I do LOVE french fries.
While this is an extremely well-researched and beautifully-written piece, I would ask you to please consider fries as a compliment to a strong drink. Like peanuts with beers at baseball games or papas fritas served with sidra in Spain, french fries are my favorite salty compliment to a strong dry martini.
But I do LOVE french fries.
While this is an extremely well-researched and beautifully-written piece, I would ask you to please consider fries as a compliment to a strong drink. Like peanuts with beers at baseball games or papas fritas served with sidra in Spain, french fries are my favorite salty compliment to a strong dry martini.
Caitlin G.
March 14, 2020
You and me at the bar at Cafe Loup, 2 dirty martinis and yes, always some fries <3
HalfPint
March 13, 2020
I'm picky about my fries. Yes, they should be crispy but they should also be 'fatties', think steak fries. I've never had patience with shoestring fries. My preference is for texture and those wispy and often limp shoestrings don't check any of these boxes. Once a year, I get major cravings for fries. Nothing else, just fries. So dinner is a large (supersized!) order of fries then I'm satisfied until next year :)
Caitlin G.
March 14, 2020
If you're going all in, I think the Belgian ones are a good way to itch that itch. Very steak-y ;)
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