How long will it take to microwave a 25 pound turkey?

This is a joke that started on Twitter to freak out the (moms/grandmoms/aunts/family/cooks) in the lead up to Thanksgiving! Buzzfeed put together a compilation of the crazy responses people got back!

This is a joke that started on Twitter to freak out the (moms/grandmoms/aunts/family/cooks) in the lead up to Thanksgiving! Buzzfeed put together a compilation of the crazy responses people got back!

You must have a huge microwave! I would not cook a turkey in a microwave. It would not cook properly.

Are you pranking this board? I doubt anyone here would ever think of microwaving a large turkey. I would advise against it, but if you really want to know, Google your question to the entire internet.