A Haiku or Two, on Fried Things

Haiku52:
Our thoughts on food and cooking
In seventeen beats.

Caroline:
a lesson—do not
eat a beignet in a breeze—
from experience

Sarah:
the real hanukkah
miracle: doughnuts for eight
days; latkes eight nights.

How do you fry? How do you feel? Tell us—in seventeen syllables, of course—in the comments.