Scrambled Eggs So Plush & Spicy, They're Worth the Slow-Cooking Wait

December 14, 2016

Scrambled eggs are to dinner what those greige sweats are to your wardrobe: You turn to them in dire straits; you sink into them late at night, over the weekend, when no one is watching.

How many times have we said just that, throwing shade on scrambled eggs as the quintessential sloth-person's dinner? How many times have we felt the need to defend eggs as a legitimate, non-breakfast meal choice? As if eggs need our defending!

Scrambled Eggs Patia cannot be (and do not need to be) legitimized in the way we normally shrug off the scramble. Make these because they're creamy and fiery and deserve as much time as a roast chicken—not because they're fast and easy (...they're not).

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The eggs take an hour or so, start to finish; they require some ingredients you may not have on hand (tamarind, a hot chile, a slew of spices, cilantro); and I wouldn't recommend them as late-night, I'm-sorta-drunk food. And then there's the real hiccup: That you'll have to stir these in a hypnotic figure-eight motion for 15 minutes (maybe more). But don't run away yet!

Inspired by Chef Floyd Cardoz, who serves a version at his restaurant Paowalla in New York, the recipe is proof that time and care given to eggs is worthwhile. And that scrambled eggs can be real life, non-sloth-person, company-worthy, proud-of-yourself dinner. No defense case necessary.

The dish starts with a base of sweet sautéed onions (use caramelized onions if you're the kind to keep those in the fridge and at the ready). In goes a paste of garlic, ginger, fresh chile, turmeric, cayenne, and chili powder, followed by diced tomatoes (use fresh when in season, canned at other times). Those are cooked down, then bolstered with tamarind paste for a tangy-sweetness, a touch of jaggery (or, in my case, brown sugar), and vinegar. Lastly, the eggs, whisked just so that the yolks break, are eased into the tomato mixture slowly. So slowly. Fifteen to twenty minutes later, they're delicate curds (curdlets? curdies?), so soft that they'll melt into a bowl of rice or practically scoop themselves onto flatbread.

And with almost no resemblance to your 5-minute, desperate-times scramble.

A few notes:

  • This recipe calls for twelve eggs, which is so many eggs! Feel free to halve the recipe, but keep a close eye on the eggs, which will (obviously) cook in less time.
  • Are leftover scrambled eggs controversial? They've weirded me out in the past, but since these have so many flavors going on and are the farthest from rubbery as scrambled eggs come, they're actually great the next day. (I ate them cold from the fridge. Please don't shun me.)
  • Low heat is very important, since you want the eggs to cook super slowly. I had most success when I put the largest pan I own on the dinkiest burner in my kitchen (a sight to behold!). We had trouble using induction, as the heat didn't seem to go quite low enough.
  • And, just to circle back to the sweatpants for a second: The rise of "athleisure" and patterned exercise tights just goes to show that, while we long for sweatpants, we still find the best kind—the baggy ones with the busted waist elastic that your legs swim around in—as unacceptable public-facing clothing. So we compromise with the form-fitting, Neoprene-like stockings that make us look like a bunch of scuba-diving seals. Long live the loose sweats.

Tell us: Do you think an hour for eggs is too long?

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LULULAND December 18, 2016
Haven't made these yet, but what can I sub for the tamarind paste?
Sarah J. December 18, 2016
Hi there! Here's a Hotline thread that offers lots of substitution ideas: I haven't tried these personally—but I'd probably go for ketchup and lime juice or pomegranate molasses and a bit of extra vinegar. Hope that helps!
LULULAND December 19, 2016
Thank you
Greenstuff December 14, 2016
Looks delicious! A question: when you say you had trouble going low enough with induction, could you elaborate? I'm pretty new to induction, but I have some pretty low settings called simmer, melt, and keep warm. I'd thought they'd give me even better control over low heat than I had with gas.
Sarah J. December 14, 2016
Hi Greenstuff! I don't have that much experience cooking on induction either, but I do know that when we set the heat to 1 (I didn't use any presets), it seemed too hot to cook the eggs at a sufficiently slow rate: The oil didn't incorporate as nicely, and the eggs seemed to separate from the tomato mixture (it did, eventually, all come together, though). I had a much easier time using my gas burner (I have a really dinky one at home that's basically like cooking over a candle). If you have more induction questions, I'm happy to relay them to our Test Kitchen Chef Josh, who cooks on it day in and day out!!
Greenstuff December 14, 2016
Thanks! My simmer, melt, and keep warm are all lower than my 1. Who thought this system up??! But since the high temperatures seem to defy the laws of physics (in a good way), your patia seems like a great recipe to test out the low ones.