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Today in Our Company Chatroom: Which Pasta Shape Will Reign?

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Things have been fairly quiet so far in the company chat room this week—nothing much out of the ordinary, just some "extra coffee!" announcements, a brainstorm about what to do with coffee grounds, and a couple of confessions. Until today. It all started with a quick question from Merrill:

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Then things started to get passionate—and fast.

Chocolate milk out of orecchiette?

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Our inner children emerge, and they love dinosaur pasta, Spongebob pasta, and pastina.

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Tensions are running high. Farfalle is cause for resentment. Fettuccine is divisive. No one seems ready to give it up for jumbo shells.

Michael is so inspired he writes a pasta manifesto offline:
Pasta Gripes
Cavatappi: Trying way too hard.
Farfalle: Thinks it’s cute, but either the middle is crunchy or the wings are limp.
Angel hair: Dead horse. Deservedly so.
Jumbo shells: Useful—if you’re a hermit crab.
Penne that isn’t rigate: Hates sauce/fun.

Pasta Greats
Little shells: Peas snuggle inside them and then you have a bowl of accidental micro-dumplings.
Ravioli: Literally a dumpling.
Alphabet: Like eating a cheerful Ouija board.
Pappardelle: One of the chillest pastas.
Pici: Even chiller than pappardelle. Pici doesn’t give a f#$@.

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Is Olivia in fact Merrill's toddler daughter Clara? Who will come to jumbo shells' defense?

Important question: What's your favorite pasta shape? Get all fired up in the comments.


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