The internet woke up to the big news that (FINALLY) the new season of the hit podcast Serial is here—and with it there's a new victim/perp in town: U.S. Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. In 2009, he deserted his post in Afghanistan, was captured by the Taliban, and was released only after a dramatic rescue by U.S. troops last year. In real-time, Berghdahl faces faces a court-martial and possibly a life sentence; on the new Serial podcast, he speaks.
Maybe you're still obsessively googling "Adnan Syed" to see how tight his alibi for the murder of his ex-girlfriend really is. Maybe you've already listened to Season 2, Episode 1, and are wondering how in the world you're going to keep from eating all your fingernails between episodes. Maybe you're so stoked to hear Sarah Koenig's voice again that it's like drugs after delirium tremens. Whatever your psychological state with this news, we're here for you.
To celebrate a new nail-biting season (that's hopefully not as disappointing as the second season of True Detective turned out to be), here are 20 cereal-based recipes so you can stress-eat happy between episodes. Serial, cereal.