Cheese

If What's on TV Bores You, At Least You'll Have These Cheese Dips

February  3, 2017

Yes, you could serve squeaky, toothpick-able cheese cubes at your football or Oscars party. And no one would object.

But you could also take that same cheese and make a more metamorphic change: Add spices, herbs, and vegetables, then blend or melt or beer-spike into a dip that's creamy, scoopable, and at home on a variety of "dippers," from tortilla chips to carrot sticks. Suddenly, you've taken that singular, lonely cheese and transformed it into an eligible snack from which hundreds of thousands (or at least a few) spin-off combinations are possible:

  • Saltine plus pimento cheese? Yes please.
  • Carrot stick heavy with pimento cheese? Don't mind if I do.
  • Tortilla chip with pimento cheese? Crazier things have been done before.

For a full run-down of the best dippers to pair with which cheese dips (like, what one does a strawberry go with?!), see our not very comprehensive nor scientific guide below.

Choose your cheese, cheesy, or cheesiest dip below, then prepare or purchase any accompaniments as you see fit:

What's your favorite way to consume cheese in a party setting? "In large quantities" is a totally acceptable answer. Drop others in the comments below!

4 Comments

Emma N. January 22, 2017
As a Texan, I must make the argument that queso goes well with absolutely any dipping instrument (dipping device? Dipvice?). But in all honesty, I've dipped cheetos in queso...and gone back for seconds.<br /><br />All that aside, I just sent this chart to three of my chart (and cheese) loving friends. It's magnificent.
 
Kristen M. January 23, 2017
Dipvice!
 
Fredrik B. January 20, 2017
I was wondering what Wasa meant until I realised you meant crispbread. As a swede, I'm confident that anyone who'd serve crispbread with dip would be ostracised and shunned from society.
 
Kristen M. January 21, 2017
Tell us more! What should Wasa be served with?