I can’t for the life of me remember what we ate on our first date at that restaurant in Atlanta three years ago. I just remember walking in late, seeing you by the hostess stand, looking for me. You were wearing a striped sweater and carrying your motorcycle helmet in one hand. I tapped you on the shoulder.
“Scott? I’m Eric.”
When we sat down, the first thing you said to me was, “So you’re writing a cookbook?” And I said that I was. And you said, “Me too, but mine's just a big book that I bound and transfer recipes into like some medieval illuminated manuscript. Sometimes you get carried away with wanting a tome of power, you know?” And I looked at you funny.
After dinner, I’d ride to your apartment on the back of your motorcycle, and over a couple Dark ‘n’ Stormies you'd show me this gorgeously illustrated Book of Shadows that I thought was just a joke because you were weird. I don’t know if you remember, but our first kiss was on those stools in front of your kitchen’s passthrough, where we were drinking and flipping through your tome of power.
So many other things would happen on those stools over the years. Christmas gift exchanges, New Year’s Eve toasts, early mornings with strong coffee in the summer when we were both off. That’s where I’d come sit and you’d step into the kitchen and say, “Want a drink?” Or, “You hungry?” And I'd watch you through the passthrough. Later, it would become hard not to get up and come up behind you to hold you. You'd turn around and kiss me, then shoo me back to my stool.
One time, when we were both piss drunk, you made me midnight breakfast tacos. I sat on that stool and watched you fry up the bacon, crack a couple eggs into the bacon fat, and chop up an old tomato that was sitting at the bottom of your fridge. There was shredded cheese and an unlabeled jar of salsa (which, I would later learn, you bring home every Christmas from your favorite Mexican restaurant in Kansas, where you’re from).
What you didn’t know at the time, as we were eating those tacos, juices dripping down our arms, was that I used to hate tacos. But I didn't tell you that. Because, actually, I liked those tacos, probably because they were mostly bacon fat, probably because you used soft flour tortillas (which get cold less fast than corn), and probably because you made them for me.
What I didn't know at the time was that years later, you and I would still be in touch even though it was futile (long distance). We’d send each other letters and care packages and visit each other on holidays, me to Atlanta and you to New York, where I live now.
Every summer we’d get to spend our birthdays together, July 22 and July 23—just you and me, Cancer and Leo cusps. This is what Astrology.com has to say about our compatibility: “Both Signs like to take charge, but they come at a leadership role from very different directions. No small number of disputes can rise from this difference.” Among this “small number of disputes” was one in particular about tacos.
We were in California—tasting wine, driving down the highway in our big sun hats blasting "Bennie and the Jets," and deciding what to eat for dinner—when you suggested tacos. And I finally told you, with great hesitation and a tremble in my voice: "I hate tacos."
“You hate tacos?” you said. Your eyes got so big. I regretted saying it. “What about that Korean taco joint I took you to on your birthday a couple years ago? Didn’t you like those?”
“Yes. No? No, not really.”
“How can you hate tacos? That’s like saying you hate food, or sandwiches.”
“Well, actually—”
“Come on. No one hates sandwiches.”
You wanted me to explain myself. So I told you that what I don't like about tacos (as opposed to burritos, enchiladas, or even quesadillas, all of which I love to eat) is that only with a taco will you have bare, raw tortilla in certain cross sections of your bite. And nothing enervates me more than raw tortilla. Even when you heat them up, corn or flour (though certainly more with the former), tortillas somehow get ice-cold hard 10 seconds later, and that texture's like cardboard to me, like a piece of unadulterated plastic bread. I can forgive a tostada and even order it at restaurants sometimes, but I can't always get down with the taco.
“Am I making my case here at all? See what I'm getting at?" I asked, looking into your face for a modicum of understanding.
“No. Yes.”
After our conversation, you made it a point to take me to a $1 taco joint you had discovered, to show me how wrong I was about what you called "the world's most perfect food." How hating tacos is like hating air, how they're anything but dry (how could you even think that?), how you have to sop it up with all the different salsas, it's a food group on its own, it's like breathing—see, like this?
And watching you with such passion, licking your fingers and teaching me how to taco, redistributing some of the onion and cilantro with your bare hands from one chorizo taco that was hogging it from the pulled pork taco that needed it, then handing it to me, I decided that maybe you had a point, that maybe tacos truly are the perfect food.
Later that night, you'd do this thing that you do a lot: You'd hug me real hard and say, “Why do you have to live so far?” And I'd cry into my hands because I was leaving for New York the next day. I'd wonder why we always wait till the end to say how sad we are, even though we're feeling it the whole time.
When I got home, I vowed to come up with a taco that both you and I could eat (and like). I blitzed up all my leftover cilantro stems, garlic cloves, jalapeños, salt, sugar, and a generous glug of olive oil, and marinated a couple pounds of cut-up, boneless chicken thighs in this herby liqueur. I roasted the chicken in a hot oven, warmed up a soft flour tortilla in the green fat, topped it off with some leftover watermelon I had magicked into a spicy salsa—all doused in hot sauce—and, as Nigella Lawson says, "applied to face." I stood by my stove that day and ate one taco at a time, alone, made a ritual out of the assembly. That way, too, the tortilla was always warm.
I made these tacos for you. I tested them and wrote up the recipe and everything. They're very good, and if you cook the chicken just right they'll drip down your arm like that time on our birthday in California when you showed me how to eat a taco. I don't know why tacos always remind me of you, but they do.
| 4 | large jalapeños, 1 whole, 3 deseeded |
| 4 | cloves garlic |
| 1 | cup cilantro stems |
| 1/2 | cup olive oil |
| 2 | teaspoons kosher salt |
| 1 | teaspoon sugar |
| 1 | teaspoon freshly cracked black pepper |
| 2 | pounds boneless, skinless chicken thighs, cut into 2-inch pieces (I usually just quarter each thigh) |
| 8 | small, soft flour tortillas |
| 1 | lime, cut into wedges, for serving |
| 4 | large jalapeños, 1 whole, 3 deseeded |
| 4 | cloves garlic |
| 1 | cup cilantro stems |
| 1/2 | cup olive oil |
| 2 | teaspoons kosher salt |
| 1 | teaspoon sugar |
| 1 | teaspoon freshly cracked black pepper |
| 2 | pounds boneless, skinless chicken thighs, cut into 2-inch pieces (I usually just quarter each thigh) |
| 8 | small, soft flour tortillas |
| 1 | lime, cut into wedges, for serving |
| 1 | cup watermelon, finely diced |
| 1/4 | cup red onion, finely diced |
| 1/2 | lime, juiced |
| 1 | large jalapeño, thinly sliced into rings |
| 1 | handful cilantro leaves, finely chopped |
| 1 | pinch kosher salt |
| 1 | pinch freshly cracked black pepper |
| 1 | cup watermelon, finely diced |
| 1/4 | cup red onion, finely diced |
| 1/2 | lime, juiced |
| 1 | large jalapeño, thinly sliced into rings |
| 1 | handful cilantro leaves, finely chopped |
| 1 | pinch kosher salt |
| 1 | pinch freshly cracked black pepper |
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Thank you for all of your recipes and the sharing the beautiful backstories to them.
I was also in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend for 4 years, and it was the hardest thing ever.
Food is something we love and bond over, and anytime we'd visit each other, we'd spend time in the kitchen or anywhere we went would involve food.
Thank you for sharing, Eric!
Tacos, probably.
I’m a recent convert to those 50/50 corn and flour tortillas, they have some of that corn flavor but are more pliable and less prone to breaking.
And i’ll just assume you fogot to mention the avocado on the tacos since obviously all tacos have avocado. ;)
Thank you so much for reading, Ttrockwood.
Ty for the comment; would love to know what a true taco-ista thinks of mine. Keep me updated.
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