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What was the big food industry news that had Stephen Colbert, Chance the Rapper, and Skrillex talking about the decline in breakfast cereal sales over the past decade?

On Monday, General Mills launched its first new cereal brand in fifteen years—and it plays on a trend most of us don't find trendy anymore: toast. (But now, it's miniature!)

This month, you'll be able to find Tiny Toasts in blueberry and strawberry flavors in your local cereal aisle. As the Tiny Toast website declares: "Humans Can’t Resist Tiny Toast." (I won't even try.)

It's safe to say that by the time huge companies catch wind of a trend, develop their own marketable, profitable variation, and test the prototypes by placing pieces in a giant maze and recording how fast it takes mice to find them... that trend is probably old news.

Many of us were first alerted of "a potentially annoying San Francisco food trend: artisanal toast" back in 2014, when the This American Life broadcast came out—then were reminded of it every single day on Instagram, at long-lined brunch places, on our own site for the past two years. According to General Mills, work on the cereal began a year ago—at which point, consumers were already used to seeing $5 toasts on breakfast menus.

Avocado Toasts and Friends
Avocado Toasts and Friends

Now, General Mills has taken that trend and immortalized it. If Cinnamon Toast Crunch was Wonder Bread and butter, Tiny Toasts is whole-grain sourdough topped with homemade almond butter and some hemp seeds. Why not?

So there you have it: Now you can eat toast without even turning on your toaster. And if you don't like toast, you'll be reassured: “We heard from several consumers that the Blueberry Tiny Toast tastes like a blueberry muffin, which is just awesome praise. That’s exactly what we were going for," said Mike Evenson, product developer in General Mills' Innovation, Technology, and Quality division.

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And if you're a fan of homemade toast and you're not going to budge, there are options for you, too:

Monster Avocado Toast Sandwich

Monster Avocado Toast Sandwich by Kendra Vaculin

ABC Kitchen's Butternut Squash on Toast

ABC Kitchen's Butternut Squash on Toast by Kenzi Wilbur

The Other Green Toast

The Other Green Toast by Gena Hamshaw

Garlicky Smothered White Beans on Toast

Garlicky Smothered White Beans on Toast by Gena Hamshaw

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