We've gone on and on and on, about berries, about plums, about cobblers and pandowdies and lattice pies and schlumpfs. We've stained our cheeks and our hands and our shirts with the glories, the jewels, of summer -- and we've savored our every moment with them.
But since this weekend is Labor Day -- which obviously means no more white ever again until Memorial Day -- we're wearing all of our white. That's right, we're wearing white head to toe -- and will be matching our desserts with our clothes. Because who wants berry stains and plum juice on their chic, stylish, classy outfits? Ahem, not us.